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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Al Gore Sex Scandal Shocker Police Investigate Two More!
2010-07-23
The ENQUIRER reports in an exclusive bombshell exclusive that police have investigated charges from TWO MORE WOMEN who claimed they were abused by former VP AL GORE!

"He pointed at his erect pee-pee and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"
The allegations come hot on the heels of an ongoing Portland, Ore., police investigation that reopened after The ENQUIRER exclusively revealed accusations by a licensed massage therapist who says Gore groped her in 2006.

The ENQUIRER recently uncovered shocking allegations, from two other massage therapists.

The first incident allegedly took place at a Beverly Hills luxury hotel when Gore, 62, was in Hollywood to attend the Oscars in 2007.

The second reportedly occurred a year later at a hotel in Tokyo.

A Beverly Hills hotel source told The ENQUIRER:

"The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her.

"He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"
Posted by:Fred

#11  Anonymoose, nah. It's more like putting lipstick on Manbearpig. (Ok, either way it's still pretty disgusting.)
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2010-07-23 23:13  

#10  Gore, you still got that bucket of warm piss? Enjoy.
Posted by: Cactus Jack   2010-07-23 18:55  

#9  The planet has a fever...and IT'S IN MY PANTS!
Posted by: Al Gore   2010-07-23 14:43  

#8  One will notice he is now the former vice-president instead of leading climate expert.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2010-07-23 11:07  

#7  The idea of Al Gore wanting sex is not a pretty picture. As one gross wit observed, "No matter how you try to tidy up the image, it's still a case of 'putting lipstick on a b*ttpl*g'."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-07-23 08:49  

#6  "Release the Kraken Shakhra!"
Posted by: Frank G   2010-07-23 08:25  

#5  I don't think I've heard the words 'Climate Change' since this sh*t started.
Good for the planet, bad for The Goracle.
Posted by: bigjim-CA   2010-07-23 03:45  

#4  The vice don't fall far from the POTUS.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2010-07-23 02:40  

#3  For the FULL STORY with all the details - pick up the new ENQUIRER - on sale now!

No thanks, I think I've heard more than enough.
Posted by: gorb   2010-07-23 02:27  

#2  AL's doing a L'TIGRE [Tiger Woods]???

JUNE 2010 is "DA BOMB" of Discoveries for Space, Archaeology, CLEAVAGE + POLITICO-CELEB SEX???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-07-23 00:55  

#1  So she karate chopped it and the wax blew out of his ears.

This is known in the trade as a "wax job".
Posted by: KBK   2010-07-23 00:45  

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