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Home Front: Politix
Obama: Voters to decide who caused 'this mess'
2010-07-17
Ay-Pee ...
The president said in the interview he believes voters "are going to say the policies that got us into this mess, we can't go back to."
You just keep thinking that. We'll vote you out last.
Posted by:gorb

#3  No, Kamerad Ozero, voters will decide who will fix it!
Posted by: Spatch Speaking for Boskone8774   2010-07-17 16:29  

#2  Who knew America elected Philip Francis Queeg.

They were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly by the book, but they fought me at every turn. If the crew wanted to walk around with their shirttails hanging out, that's all right, let them! Take the towline - defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around, scoffing at me and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles and then 'Old Yellowstain.' I was to blame for Lieutenant Maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lieutenant Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Captain Queeg. Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with, with geometric logic, that, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist. And I would have produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer. (He pauses - looks at all the questioning faces that stare back at him, and realizes that he has been ranting and raving.) Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory..
Posted by: Procopius2k   2010-07-17 10:43  

#1  President Pr1ck strikes again.
Posted by: lex   2010-07-17 03:56  

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