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Chicken Came Before the Egg: "Scientific Proof" |
2010-07-14 |
![]() "It had long been suspected that the egg came first, but now we have the scientific proof that shows that in fact the chicken came first," Sheffield University's Dr Colin Freeman, according to a report in the Metro. Researchers from Scotland and England used a supercomputer called HECToR to look in such detail at a chicken eggshell that they were able to determine the vital role of a protein used to kick-start the egg's formation. That protein is only found, wait for it... inside a chicken. Freeman, who worked on HECToR with counterparts at Edinburgh's Warwick University, said the protein had been identified earlier by scientists and was known to be linked to egg formation, "but by examining it closely we have been able to see how it controls the process," he added, describing it as a catalyst. Professor John Harding, who also took part in the research, told Metro the discovery could have other applications. "Understanding how chickens make shells is fascinating in itself, but can also give clues towards designing new materials." he said. Which is good, because in spite of HECToR's hard work and the "scientific proof" it yielded, the study offered no explanation as to how the chicken got there in the first place. If not from an egg, perhaps it just came from across the road. |
Posted by:gorb |
#11 why did it cross the road? Maybe because it was stuck to the purvurt? |
Posted by: gorb 2010-07-14 23:04 |
#10 I heard small marshmallows come from Peeps |
Posted by: Frank G 2010-07-14 20:22 |
#9 "why did it cross the road?" To prove to the 'possum* it could be done. - Me *O'possum to our non-English-speaking readers. (Or any small furry roadkill.) ;-p |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2010-07-14 18:21 |
#8 They don't come from chickens they come from sparrows. |
Posted by: Guillibaldo Unusing2147 2010-07-14 18:04 |
#7 In Germany some of the chickens lay fancy coloured eggs that are already boiled. It really is amazing. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2010-07-14 16:36 |
#6 I am stilled trying figure out where Easter Eggs come from. |
Posted by: wr 2010-07-14 16:21 |
#5 why did it cross the road? To die. In the rain. |
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway 2010-07-14 15:37 |
#4 Because it was stapled to the punk rocker. /Gratuitous 1980's jokestering off |
Posted by: no mo uro 2010-07-14 15:30 |
#3 Cool. Now they can get on with the next question: why did it cross the road? |
Posted by: Grenter, Protector of the Geats 2010-07-14 15:02 |
#2 And if I remember right, chickens are supposed to from descended from Tyrannosaurus Rex. Don't quote me on that, though! |
Posted by: gorb 2010-07-14 13:45 |
#1 So the eggs laid by fish, amphibians, reptiles, and archaeopteryx don't count in their reckoning. |
Posted by: mom 2010-07-14 13:12 |