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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Zombies survive crash on Interstate 84
2010-07-13
PORTLAND, Ore. -- A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial confusion by people who witnessed the crash. Portland Police said the car was swerving in the eastbound lanes of the freeway just east of the Lloyd District just after 9:30 p.m. when it rolled over and crashed onto its top....

Police said that in their investigation they learned that the people inside the car were dressed as zombie costumes and they were looking for brains to eat headed to a party at the time of the crash. Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims' injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes....
Posted by:Mike

#4  DUZ

Just a trail run for Axlerod's November GOTV program.
Posted by: Skunky Glins****   2010-07-13 22:56  

#3  This is your zombie.

This is your zombie on bbrrraaaiinnsss!!!!

Any questions?
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2010-07-13 12:48  

#2  drunk zombies..........worst kind
Posted by: armyguy   2010-07-13 12:31  

#1  "We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes....

Hopefully the next officer I run into has Sgt. Stewart's sense of humor re: the radar gun.
Posted by: Lowspark   2010-07-13 09:51  

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