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Kimmie Blamed for N.Korea's Foolish World Cup Tactics
2010-06-23
Next time don't phone it in ...
After the complete rout of North Korea by Portugal on Monday in their second match of the World Cup against Portugal, some observers have seized on the opportunity to blame North Korean leader Kim Jong-il personally.

The license was provided by a claim by the team's manager Kim Jong-hun that the dictator "gives regular tactical advice during matches using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye." The manager added the fantasy device was invented by Kim Jong-il himself.

"Given the way the North Korean regime works, a football coach can't just mention Kim Jong-il's name and talk about him as he likes," a South Korean official said. "The invisible-mobile-phone part may be silly, but it's probably true that Kim Jong-il's orders are delivered to the coach."

A source who knows Kim Jong-hun's playing style very well said that the match against Portugal was not played in a way the North Korean coach wanted and that he must have been pressured from someone outside. "Kim Jong-hun, who is composed and laid-back, adheres to defense-oriented tactics since he was formerly a defender, but North Korea played an unreasonable offense-oriented tactics at the time when the gap was widening," the source said.
Of course, at some point you have to try and score. If you're down 2 or 3 goals you have to get one of your own, and to do that you risk going down even further.
It appears that North Korea had high hopes of the game, which it broadcast live for the first time in its history. Kim Yong-hyun, a professor at Dongguk University, said, "The North Korean leadership seems to have wanted to consolidate its hold and look for ways to turn the tables through a victory in the World Cup as it is struggling both economically and diplomatically."

Another government official said, "The brave display of discipline against Brazil on June 16 raised the bar for the North Korean team and instilled extravagant hopes in people."

The atmosphere in the North is said to be subdued after the rout. Kim Sung-min, who heads radio channel Free North Korea Radio, said, "We contacted North Koreans, and they said that they feel let down and upset. There are people who said they were so upset that they drank themselves senseless and that they can never forgive the players."
Posted by:Steve White

#4  He should stick to golf.
Posted by: tu3031   2010-06-23 21:43  

#3  But the Glorious Leader decided to have mercy on his opponents and simply allowed the other team to win...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-06-23 17:22  

#2  Propaganda from the imperialist running dogs.
The Dear Leader, Comrade General Kim Jong Il is a world renowned expert in soccer. He has written many books on the subject and is consulted by FIFA regularly. The glorious national team was grateful for his brilliant advice.
Posted by: John Frum   2010-06-23 17:02  

#1  Jong-hun and the team are counting on Kimmie issuing invisible "Get out of Jail Death Camp Free" cards.
Posted by: Skunky Glins****   2010-06-23 07:41  

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