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Ménage à trois
2010-06-17
A man stole two inflatable dolls Sunday night from an adult entertainment store in downtown Missoula, according to police.

The theft occurred at 10 p.m. at Fantasy Adult Video at 210 E. Main St. An employee of the store told investigators that the suspect is a white male. No other description was provided.

The dolls cost $140 each and were individually packaged for sale. They were not inflated.
Posted by: Anonymoose

#7  There's some head for you chief.
Posted by: Skidmark   2010-06-17 23:01  

#6  Do they have HOV-3 in the area?
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2010-06-17 20:42  

#5  well, it has to be blown before first use. I defer to William Jefferson Clinton, Esq.; noted semantics referee
Posted by: Frank G   2010-06-17 19:11  

#4  Is that virgin plastic?
Posted by: ed   2010-06-17 19:05  

#3  "Smoke jumper wind dummies?"

Oh, I'm pretty sure a dummy was involved, B.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-06-17 17:58  

#2  Inflatable dolls trafficking?

"Hey buddy, wanna a blow up doll?"
"How much?"
"Fifty bucks."
"They re not illegal or something, right?"
"Nope, all good. Prime me... plastic!"
Posted by: twobyfour   2010-06-17 17:01  

#1  Smoke jumper wind dummies?
Posted by: Besoeker   2010-06-17 16:39  

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