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Approaching space object 'artificial, not asteroid' says NASA
2010-05-29
NASA boffins report that an unknown object approaching the Earth from deep space is almost certainly artificial in origin rather than being an asteroid.
Ooh! Ooh! I seen dis movie!
Object 2010 KQ was detected by the Catalina Sky Survey in Arizona earlier this month, and subsequently tracked by NASA's asteroid-watching service, the Near-Earth Object Program headquartered at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California.

According to the NASA experts:
Observations by astronomer S J Bus, using the NASA-sponsored Infrared Telescope Facility in Mauna Kea, Hawaii, indicate that 2010 KQ's spectral characteristics do not match any of the known asteroid types, and the object's absolute magnitude (28.9) suggests it is only a few meters in size.
The mysterious artificial object has apparently made a close pass by the Earth, coming in almost to the distance of the Moon's orbit, and is now headed away again into the interplanetary void. The object has used no propulsion during the time NASA has had it under observation. However the spacewatch boffins believe that it must have moved under its own power at some point, given its position and velocity.

"The orbit of this object is very similar to that of the Earth, and one would not expect a [naturally occurring] object to remain in this type of orbit for very long," said Paul Chodas, a brainbox at JPL.

The experts believe that the object must be a spacecraft, or more accurately part of one - sadly not an alien visitor, though. Rather it's likely to be a booster stage from an interplanetary mission of the past, now drifting back in to Earth and out again. The next visit will probably be 2036, at which time there's a small chance that 2010 KQ will crash into the atmosphere and burn up.
Posted by:Fred

#28  munchkins. good ta se ya Barabra. :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2010-05-29 23:52  

#27  Mucky! You're back!

Howz it going?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-05-29 21:41  

#26  Wasn't Sirius also the name of Hannibal's (personal/remaining through the marshes) elephant?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2010-05-29 20:43  

#25  To be honest, I only read JosephM's posts when I have the energy. When I don't, just looking at at it frustrates me, so I understand both attitudes toward him. Yes, he can write normally, but chooses to write in his personal shorthand. So do Shipman and muck4doo, sometimes, although we must admire how much better mucky has learnt to spell during his vacation.
Posted by: trailing wife   2010-05-29 19:23  

#24  No, Joe isn't our Oracle.

He's our Prophet!

After all, the writings or sayings of a prophet have to sound like the ravings of an insane lunatic - however hidden in the depths if the gibberish are a few choice gems. That is how one 'disguises the message' so that only his (or her) chosen few will understand.

Actually if you ponder his writings (typing) you can usually work out what he's saying - however it does take some work.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-05-29 18:35  

#23  Brilliant work Gromky, the sage of the Middle Kingdom enlightens us barbarians.

Now please, GTFO.
Posted by: Shipman   2010-05-29 18:30  

#22  Just ignore his verbal vomit. EVEN IF he said ANYTHING INTERESTING, the MIXED case use of ALL CAPS would be ENOUGH to make me NEVER READ ANYTHING HE POSTS.

He does it deliberately, too, I've seen him talk normally once or twice. He's a regular from fark.com, one of those internet communities where they make jokes about people who die in car accidents and such.
Posted by: gromky   2010-05-29 17:41  

#21  John Mellencamp's Cherry Bomb

I think it's a reference to OS and GT.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2010-05-29 16:14  

#20  Joe M is an oracle---he is OUR oracle---he cranks this stuff out. Some of it is kernel, and some is chaff---it is up to us to sort it out if we have the time or the interest.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2010-05-29 16:03  

#19  Thank you for the research, TW. It appears Joe should be giving briefings at the UN...
Posted by: Muggsy Glink   2010-05-29 15:02  

#18  Let me break down #5 for those who are interested. JosephM's prose is very dense, with a lot of references that aren't obvious to those without the various keys.

ION TOPIX > SOLAR SCIENTISTS AGREE THAT THE SUN'S RECENT BEHAVIOR ISODD, BUT THE EXPLANATION [true cause]REMAINS ELUSIVE.

In Other News (ie not necessarily related to the topic of the thread -- Joe dumps his finds wherever he happens to be, trusting his Rantburg readers to mentally put it into the right category) from the Topix website, followed by Joe's summary of the article. Joe uses > the way we would use colons (:). Note that is odd was accidentally elided into a single word.

* SAME > WHY NASA KEEPS A CLOSE EYE ON THE SUN'S IRRADIANCE.

From the same article, another bit of info.

IMO 'twas the original SIRIUS EVENT, and the EARTH/GUAM-VISIBLE MASSIVE SOLAR FLARES since,1960's-early 1970's MADONNA MTV Videos notwithstanding.

In My Opinion ... (I think the Sirius event has to do with the Dog Star, not the radio station or Harry Potter's godfather. Dear anonymous5089, who has visited some of the stranger conspiracy sites, suggests that Joe gets some of his more impenetrable ideas from those, so that may be what the Sirius events refers to, or it may be something astronomical that I can't find with a simple google search.) Joe thinks the Sirius events may be the unknown cause of solar flares, which are visible on Guam where he lives. Madonna/MTV has nothing to do with anything, as far as I can tell, but I'm not up on American pop culture, especially of the Baby Boom period, so those references are over my head. Joe keenly enjoys American pop culture, and throws in musical, movie and television references as they seem to him to illustrate the subject he is discussing.

JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP > "CHERRY BOMB".

I've no idea what this means -- is that a song, an album, a tour? In Joe's mind it somehow connects to either solar flares or Madonna or MTV.

The above being said, SPACEWEATHER.com > seems the RECENT + LATEST/NEWEST SOLAR FILAMENTS + MAGNETIC STORMS was another opportunity for GUAM TAOTAMONAS to walk the streets of Agana.

Spaceweather.com is another website. + means and. The Taotamonas are Guamian ancestral spirits/ghosts. Agana is the old name for the capitol of Guam. Joe may be theorizing that the ghosts are as much an artifact of the solar magnetic storms as the flares he sees in the sky over Guam.
Posted by: trailing wife   2010-05-29 14:54  

#17  A Schooner is also a Gravy Bowl.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2010-05-29 14:32  

#16  A schooner is a sailboat
Posted by: bman   2010-05-29 14:23  

#15  what is a tendril? like I said i have read Joes post for years I just can't put alot of it together and honestly some of it is over my head. Not tryin too be mean or anything like that
Posted by: chris   2010-05-29 13:41  

#14  What does

JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP > "CHERRY BOMB"

mean?
Posted by: Bugs Spealing3182   2010-05-29 12:57  

#13  Now we are quoting Avatar instead of Shakespear?

Actually, ETA's are like terrorists, no one in Government will admit they are the real deal until one of them lands/blows up in their front yard.
Posted by: James Carville/Karl Rove   2010-05-29 12:22  

#12  Are tendrils like tonsils? Mine got removed by a greedy doctor back in the day, according to the Precedent.
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2010-05-29 11:57  

#11  Chris, listen to JOE with your tendrils and your heart.
Posted by: Shipman   2010-05-29 11:16  

#10  I'M glad someone can understand joe, i have been trying for years now and still don't know what he's saying 99% of the time the other 1% I'm drunk and it tends too make sense the.
Posted by: chris   2010-05-29 11:07  

#9  can you really understand that jibberish muck4doo?

And there you have it. Muck4Doo is a trained translationist.
Posted by: Shipman   2010-05-29 11:02  

#8  IF it's a spent upper stage it'll be like a big aluminum can. And if someone's up there they can probably return it for the deposit.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2010-05-29 10:56  

#7  can you really understand that jibberish muck4doo?
Posted by: chris   2010-05-29 08:58  

#6  teapot. tell it to the mayans joe.
Posted by: muck4doo   2010-05-29 02:55  

#5  ION TOPIX > SOLAR SCIENTISTS AGREE THAT THE SUN'S RECENT BEHAVIOR ISODD, BUT THE EXPLANATION [true cause]REMAINS ELUSIVE.

* SAME > WHY NASA KEEPS A CLOSE EYE ON THE SUN'S IRRADIANCE.

IMO 'twas the original SIRIUS EVENT, and the EARTH/GUAM-VISIBLE MASSIVE SOLAR FLARES since,
1960's-early 1970's MADONNA MTV Videos notwithstanding.

JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP > "CHERRY BOMB".

The above being said, SPACEWEATHER.com > seems the RECENT + LATEST/NEWEST SOLAR FILAMENTS + MAGNETIC STORMS was another opportunity for GUAM TAOTAMONAS to walk the streets of Agana.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-05-29 02:05  

#4  yellow rose of texas
Posted by: muck4doo   2010-05-29 01:36  

#3  "Almost to the distance of the Moon's orbit" >
D *** NG IT, DATS COMET APOPHIS' JOB!

2029/30-2036.

As illustrated by OBAMA-VS-BP as per the GULF- OIL-SPILL-DAT-SHOULD-HAVE-BEEN-LONG-CAPPED-BY-NOW, KAMALEN + APOPHIS are two space rocks whose capacity/potential for danger to desired OWG-NWO is way beyond their SMALL SIZE per se.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-05-29 01:29  

#2  Rendevous with Rama
Posted by: swksvolFF   2010-05-29 00:36  

#1  Nazi UFO's returning to their secret base in Antarctica. Sieg Heil, baby!
Posted by: borgboy   2010-05-29 00:22  

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