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2010-05-20 |
![]() The headline: Yahoo buys Associated Content for $100 million, enabling it to facilitate user-centric benchmarks with scalable Web 2.0 functionality in a design-win vertical market (adage.com) The comments: AtticusFinchEsq 2010-05-19 12:11:16 PM But what about its TPS Reports? ... mitchcumstein1 2010-05-19 12:25:52 PM I know what Google is and I know what $100 million is, but after that it gets a little murky. ... Bennie Crabtree 2010-05-19 01:53:26 PM Was this headline submitted by Scott Adams? ... The_Six_Fingered_Man 2010-05-19 01:53:32 PM Can I get this headline in legalese so it's easier to read and understand? Maybe Latin? ... Thelyphthoric 2010-05-19 02:13:20 PM If ANYONE at company ever starts spewing corporate diarrhea-speak like that (outside of mocking it) they will quickly find themselves "under utilized" or whatever their current BS term for "your ass is fired" is. ... Fo Shiz 2010-05-19 02:18:05 PM But how with this facilitate them to more effectively leverage their synergies? ...and it just keeps going from there. |
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