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India-Pakistan
A Female Jinn has ruined his matrimonial life
2010-04-19
Posted by:tipper

#12  Oscar wins the thread! :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-04-19 19:33  

#11  What a female Djinn might look like ...
Posted by: DMFD   2010-04-19 17:47  

#10  dammit. all the good parts are in acronyms.
Posted by: Anginetle Forkbeard1923   2010-04-19 13:56  

#9  "Weeeell, Mr. President, it's the bees and spiders agin..."
-- Firesign Theatre
"I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus"
Posted by: mojo   2010-04-19 13:15  

#8  tu3031: You have to admit that it would be a heck of a kung-fu movie. Hopefully played straight, not as a comedy, but with an all-black cast.

Follow the standard Shaw Brothers formula. The hero's well to do family run a kung-fu school, and a competing school hires ninjas to kill everyone in it, but they miss the hero.

His kung-fu is not strong enough, so he has to travel to the back woods to find a legendary master whose style can defeat the ninjas. Then after he is trained, he goes back to fight the ninjas and the other school.

Not done as a comedy, but as a kung-fu movie homage, it could have the same surrealism as Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django, which was a blast.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-04-19 10:13  

#7  Jinn and platonic anyone ?
Posted by: Oscar   2010-04-19 08:30  

#6  Him too, huh? Must be an epidemic of jinns.
Posted by: Spot   2010-04-19 08:06  

#5  No doubt it would help if he brushed his teeth as a signal of his desire for closeness.
Posted by: trailing wife   2010-04-19 07:07  

#4  He probably can't get it up because he knows the drones are watching him.
Posted by: gorb   2010-04-19 03:39  

#3  An year back, I got married to the daughter of my mother's cousin.

That is disgusting.

She got rude and pushed me away whenever I wanted to get close to her.

Uh, dude? She's a lesbian.
Posted by: gromky   2010-04-19 02:50  

#2  IOW, "GHOST" + NOT-STARRING-DEMI-MOORE as the same.

Its either that we just discovered where HAMLET'S "SUCCUBUS" Femme Character went for vacation.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-04-19 02:45  

#1  His problems still can't touch this guy's...

Posted by: tu3031   2010-04-19 01:18  

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