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U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program
2010-04-01
The Onion.
WASHINGTON--In an effort to reduce wasteful spending and eliminate non-vital federal services, the U.S. government announced plans this week to cut its long-standing senator program, a move it says will help save more than $300 billion each year.

"Now more than ever, we must eliminate needless spending wherever possible," President Obama said at a press conference Wednesday. "When we sat down to go over our annual budget, we asked ourselves, where can we safely trim back? What programs can we do away with without negatively impacting the American people? Which bloated and ineffective institutions can we no longer justify having around?"

"The answer was obvious," Obama added. "The U.S. Senate just needed to go."
Posted by:Nimble Spemble

#5  Them some good odds...
Posted by: newc   2010-04-01 14:48  

#4  Yaknow, could have paid each congresscritter $1billion to do nothing for 4 years and ended up with at least a 4:1 favorable return.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2010-04-01 11:10  

#3  Well, the Beltway is moving along smartly in cutting billions of misappropriated spending at the local level by doing away with state legislatures who'll have no money to work with after federal mandates are fulfilled. Obama will just work through the imperial governors.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2010-04-01 09:22  

#2  I'd go for the House first. The Senate was all that kept Obamacare from being even worse.
Posted by: lotp   2010-04-01 08:38  

#1  We should be so lucky.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2010-04-01 08:26  

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