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For your reading pleasure: Bright ideas from Madison |
2010-03-05 |
A small sample: It seemed like everyone wanted to provide an answer to the question: "How many Madisonians does it take to change a light bulb?" ... A couple of the answers: "Two. One to change the bulb, and one to discuss how the light bulb might be used to promote tolerance, diversity and multiculturalism." "Two. One to change it, and one to issue a press release announcing Madison as the best city in the country for light bulbs." |
Posted by:mom |
#3 Richmond, Virginia: How many Richmonders does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to talk about how good the old one was. :-D |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2010-03-05 20:02 |
#2 I like the one about the city inspector. I suspect the reason that "The ONe" hasn't been able to do much is they haven't figured out who gets the pay-offs ala Chicago |
Posted by: Cheaderhead 2010-03-05 18:33 |
#1 How many Obama staffers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer 1: They would rather sit in the dark and bitch about how it is Bush's fault and use the crisis to promote a new and comprehensive program. Answer 2: Obama himself just grabs the bulb and and the world rotates about him. |
Posted by: abu do you love 2010-03-05 14:19 |