Howard Stern is looking to crown Tiger Woods' best mistress.| The man really is a jerk. How nice that he's achieved his life's ambition. |
Four out of Woods' 13 alleged mistresses are set to compete for a $100,000 prize, sponsored by dating Web site AshleyMadison.com.
Though the identities of the women have yet to be revealed, the golfer's No. 1 mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is banned from participating due to a settlement agreement with Woods, reports TMZ.com. But Uchitel's friends have reportedly hatched a plan to send a cardboard cutout of the former cocktail waitress in her place.
Woods' alleged mistresses will be judged in three categories: swimsuit, personality and talent. No word yet on who will be rating the ladies, although Stern is said to have offered a judging spot to Woods' estranged wife, Elin.
Woods finally made a public apology last week, admitting that he had felt "entitled" and "deserved to enjoy all the temptations."
Stern was highly critical of the philandering sports stars' "I'm sorry" statement. "Tiger Woods looked like he wanted to be anywhere on the planet but in that room. It didn't seem like this was his idea or anything he wanted to be a part of," said Stern on his radio show.