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Home Front: WoT
Kim Kardashian nails on-duty Air Marshal on plane flight
2010-02-20
I'm not sure if this is in the right place or not, but it seemed that passengers air marshals are there as a layer of defense against terrorists, and what was done to reveal the guy's ID was more related to operations than politics.
Federal air marshals are supposed to blend in with passengers on planes, but an alleged run-in with a Twitter-happy celebrity is highlighting how technology could blow their cover in an instant.

It started when reality television star Kim Kardashian was on a flight to Los Angeles, California, earlier this week and became intrigued by her neighbor.

So she logged on to Twitter while in the air to share her impressions.

"I'm on the airplane...love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall [sic]! Jim the air marshall [sic] makes me feel safe!" Kardashian wrote.
"If you see something suspicious, just hop into my lap and I'll protect you, ma'am. Even if it means locking myself in the lavatory with you until the threat has abated."
The message went out to the more than 3 million people who follow her on Twitter.
Great. Now we have to contact all three million of them and make sure they know how to spell "marshal" properly. Perhaps we can give that job to Obama's press secretary when he has a similar following. Let's give him a couple of weeks and see how he's doing in that department. Better yet, Obama should just hire Kim as his press secretary.
About an hour later -- faced with questions from her followers about how she knew his identity -- Kardashian explained that she figured out who the man was because she was curious and simply inquired.
Click on the pic to see how Kim inquired as to whether or not he had a weapon.
"Air Marshall's [sic] are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!" Kardashian later wrote, adding "OK I hope I don't get in trouble."
"Jim, I'll let this one slide given the DDistractions unusual circumstances and all. But I hope it DDoesn't happen again."
The incident has many people wondering whether air marshals would tell a passenger who they are when simply asked.
They apparently will if the inquiress has a booty score of 9 or better.
A spokesman for the Transportation Security Administration called the situation "pretty interesting" but declined to say whether air marshals would reveal their identity when approached by a curious seat mate.

"There are thousands of flights every day and thousands of air marshals covering those flights every day, and each situation is unique," said Nelson Minerly, adding that the TSA does not discuss how federal air marshals operate on an aircraft.
Or how they are not supposed to.
Minerly declined to say whether the man sitting next to Kardashian was an air marshal, and he said he did not know whether the TSA was looking into the incident. He said he could not speak to whether the agency was concerned about someone tweeting about sitting next to an air marshal while in flight.
I'm sure Napolitano thinks the system is working. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Phone calls to Kardashian's publicist seeking comment about the incident were not returned.
But there was giggling in the background.
Last month, President Obama said he ordered more air marshals on flights after a botched Christmas Day airline terrorist attack in which a man tried to blow up a plane preparing to land in Detroit, Michigan.
"Eek! that's scary"
"To the lavatory, and be quick about it. I'll be right behind you!"

The number of air marshals is classified.

The program was set up in 1970, after a rash of airline hijackings, and it was expanded significantly after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.
"Jim, are you sure this is how you abate a threat?"
"Oh yeah, I can feel it working!"
"Well I hope it doesn't take much longer. My arm's getting tired."
Posted by:gorb

#15  Definitely a candidate for the Snark O' the Day, swksvolFF.
Posted by: lotp   2010-02-20 23:04  

#14  I have found that spelling is important.

Apparently, after wardrobe, a Cardassian contains a greater organic to inorganic percentage body mass, less makeup, and can act.

A Kardashian is responsible for multiple acts of reality tv seasons, including numerous assaults by proxy via the Ray J group.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2010-02-20 22:15  

#13  Of course it's also possible some guy was yanking her chain. I understand some guys will lie to impress a girl.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2010-02-20 21:29  

#12  Glen, they're the bad guys on deep space nine.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2010-02-20 18:42  

#11  Sure, baby, I'm an air marshall. But my fulltime job is...Batman! And my hobbies are putting out oil well fires and finding sunken pirate treasure
How about later when things calm down a little you put your head in my lap and show me what you're good at?
Posted by: tu3031   2010-02-20 12:21  

#10  Hey gorb! Tell your headline writer . . .

I already fired him. ;-)
Posted by: gorb   2010-02-20 12:18  

#9  Who?

And who cares?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-02-20 12:15  

#8  She puts her boobs in front of a camera lens.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2010-02-20 10:39  

#7  Who's Kim Kardashian? And why would anyone care?
Posted by: Glenmore   2010-02-20 10:35  

#6  At first I was curious, then perplexed, then disgusted, and so ends my interest in the Kardashian sluts.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2010-02-20 09:27  

#5  Napolitano thinks the system is working because if she had tried to strike up a conversation with the marshal, he would have asked the cabin crew either for a different seat or a parachute. Or at least dark glasses.
Posted by: Matt   2010-02-20 09:16  

#4  Kardashian "So Mr. Air Marshal, Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Air Marshal "Both"
Posted by: Whirong Speaking for Boskone8981   2010-02-20 07:18  

#3  If I read a story about Kim, Paris, etc., I can feel the IQ points drain out of my head.
Posted by: Mizzou Mafia   2010-02-20 05:41  

#2  Uh, um, I'm with the band? Uh, I'm this flights Air Marshal? You're a very big girl? Wanna see my badge? Social networking huh? Stream this? Wanna see my ........? Ooopsey, am I in First Class? My television went South in '01. Are you kidding me? I don't have a cover for tech to blow. ;~)
Posted by: Last Breath Farm Resident   2010-02-20 04:54  

#1  Hey gorb! Tell your headline writer that the word "nails" generally means sex. I looked real hard in your article for information that a sexual liaison between KK and the sky cop had occurred, but found none. Not even a hint of a hand job beneath a rental blanket. "Nails" is so wrong, and KK has more virtue than that, being from Joisey Shore.

/exits, taking face to body shop to get it straightened/
Posted by: Rivrdog   2010-02-20 04:01  

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