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| Fond du Lac man cited for 'rocking out' to John Denver |
| 2010-01-19 |
| Police responding to a complaint of loud noise have cited a Fond du Lac man for "rocking out" to the music of John Denver. His lawyer plans to mount a defense on grounds of impossibility: "As a matter of law, it is impossible to 'rock out' to 'Sunshine on my Shoulder.' Therefore, no crime could have been committed." The late singer is known for such hits as "Rocky Mountain High" and "Take Me Home, Country Roads." Too gangsta for my tastes. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #5 You ain't seen nuthin' 'til you've seen Germans come out in full regalia for a Country & Western village fete. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2010-01-19 23:04 |
| #4 Thought sure it was The Onion. |
| Posted by: eLarson 2010-01-19 18:43 |
| #3 Maybe he's German? (Don't ask me why, but they seemed to have a thing for "Country Roads" in Deutschland bars circa 2002.) |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2010-01-19 18:29 |
| #2 Blitzed on John Denver at max volume? This poor man doesn't need a fine, he needs therapy. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2010-01-19 18:09 |
| #1 bad linkey? |
| Posted by: Ulaiper McCoy4659 2010-01-19 17:39 |