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British woman claims to be Nefertiti
2010-01-05
[Al Arabiya Latest] A British woman claimed she is possessed by the spirit of the ancient Egyptian Queen Nefertiti as both countries accused her of fraud and insanity, according to press reports Monday.
Fellow I know thinks he's Simon Girty. Folks do keep their distance, except for the guy that thinks he's Little Harp...
Victoria, who originally hails from Nigeria, believes she is carrying a message to the entire world but will never be able to deliver it unless everyone believes she is the incarnation of the 18th dynasty Egyptian queen Nefertiti, the Egyptian daily independent al-Masry al-Youm reported Monday.
In that case she's prob'ly not gonna deliver it...
"Of course I am Nefertiti," she told the paper. "If you don't believe me read my books and see the map of Africa on my body."
She's not Hatshepsut, nor the lovely Berner Ib, nor Cleopatra (any of them), nor some minor court lady, nor one of the forgotten queens of the VIIth Dynasty...
She revealed a birthmark in the chest area that resembles the African continent and presented her books which bear both her name and Nefertiti's.

Victoria claims she came to Egypt to deliver an important message that would save the world from the 2012 doomsday, a direct reference to the 2021 movie that predicts the world will end in that year. "The gods, especially Amun-Ra, told me the world will be transferred to the moon before 2012 to save the universe from destruction," she said. "The gods and I maintain contact all the time."
Posted by:Fred

#13  D *** NG IT, I knew it, I'd thought I recognized the Nefer Babe???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-01-05 19:23  

#12  Wow, she actually makes her husband, Akhenaten, look sane.
Posted by: xbalanke   2010-01-05 17:46  

#11  Shouldn't she be re-mummified, then?
Posted by: mojo   2010-01-05 16:45  

#10  "Two large, both with extra cheese, one with roasted red peppers, the other pepperoni."
Posted by: Perfesser   2010-01-05 11:32  

#9  "The gods, especially Amun-Ra, told me the world will be transferred to the moon before 2012 to save the universe from destruction," she said. "The gods and I maintain contact all the time."

I dunno.. I think Amun-Ra has vastly under-estimated the acerage of the moon.
Posted by: Solomon Glulet1502   2010-01-05 11:22  

#8  Dibs on the light side of the moon. Terrorists can have the dark side.
Posted by: gorb   2010-01-05 11:03  

#7  Looks like RuPaul.
Posted by: Omiting the Younger9947   2010-01-05 09:51  

#6  2012, huh? I didn't realize the ancient Egyptians were tied in with the not-quite-as-ancient Mayans. I'm glad I read Rantburg to find these things out!
Posted by: Spot   2010-01-05 08:11  

#5  The wench still owes me money from five lifetimes ago. Be warned.
Posted by: Excalibur   2010-01-05 08:04  

#4  She's in line to be appointed to a job in the commerce department, if she will just start cross dressing.
Posted by: whatadeal   2010-01-05 06:51  

#3  Wow, I've been looking for her.

I am the Keymaster.
Posted by: Nimrod Finster   2010-01-05 06:51  

#2  she makes at least as much sense as Al Gore...
Posted by: abu do you love   2010-01-05 01:38  

#1  What do you think, guys? Possible Goa'uld?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2010-01-05 01:20  

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