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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Tiger Woods Now Linked To 10 Women Who Are Not His Wife
2009-12-08
Less than two weeks after Tiger Woods' Thanksgiving weekend car crash outside his home, 10 women have been alleged to have had affairs with the married golf legend.
I'm wondering when he found time to golf...
Woods may be laying low -- even skipping out on his own charity golf tournament this weekend -- but it has not slowed the tarnishing of his once spotless public image, as bikini models, pancake house waitresses and reality show contestants come forward to reveal what they say are details of Woods' infidelities.

SLIDESHOW: Tiger Woods' latest alleged mistresses.

On Sunday, the New York Daily News outed who they say is one of Woods' former mistresses, 31-year-old divorced mom Cori Rist. According to the News, the two met at the New York club Butter last year.

Meanwhile, a 26-year-old former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. has hired Florida lawyer Michael O'Quinn for representation. The woman was reportedly bragging about her alleged two-year affair with Woods before and during his marriage to Elin Nordengren. O'Quinn claims his still-unidentified client does not want to be named yet in light of her current "corporate job."

SLIDESHOW: From bikini model to billionaire's wife, Elin Nordengren.

Two more alleged mistresses have been fingered by the British press. The Sun reports one is a television broadcaster, and another is a mysterious "sex-addicted cougar."

Meanwhile, the Daily News says that one positive female figure in Woods' life could be talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey, who reportedly phoned the embattled star to offer him advice, and a chance to share his side of the story on her show.
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#34  

And what about me? That SOB breezed through here and didn't even leave a couple of lines!
Posted by: KBK   2009-12-08 19:57  

#33  #31

He'll be able to buy Ramen noodles, like others of us.
Posted by: Mizzou Mafia   2009-12-08 19:46  

#32  Bimbo Eruption Alert

Number 11?

Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2009-12-08 18:42  

#31  Gatorade pulled their sponsorship today (HUGE!) and most other marketers with Tiger ads are pulling them. Mister $1 Billion will be down by half after Elin and the economy get to him. Seldom has anyone fallen farther faster. As a local radio guy, Cookie Chainsaw Randolph, said this AM: "He makes John Daley look good"
Posted by: Frank G   2009-12-08 18:23  

#30  As said on FARK.COM > THE SUN [UK] IS THERE!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-12-08 18:09  

#29  That's a good point, Beavis. Really, why would one restrict himself to just one particular look when there has to be a whole range of hair colors, skin colors, and eye colors--not to mention body types--throwing themselves at him? If I were in that position, I'd be looking to be the first kid on the block to collect the whole set!

I can't help but wonder if Tiger is exercising any domestic or sexual frustrations with his wife "by proxy"--or if he just looks at blue-eyed blondes as trophies given his mixed heritage. In any case, I'd say "more power to him" if he were single.

From the sounds of it, though, he soon will be!
Posted by: Dar   2009-12-08 16:26  

#28  So...Tiger is Racist against black because he didn't cheat with Black Women? Quick, Somebody warn all black males, you can't cheat with White Women!
Posted by: Charles   2009-12-08 16:21  

#27  /sillinous
Have to agree with Dar on this. Bet there are ton of parents out there who now have to explain this to their kids who want(ed) to be Tiger. It really does exemplify letting celebrity be the infallable teacher for our children. Now Tiger, whose passion to play golf is tainted - hows he going to play without an announcer snickering about him - is going to as a dad have to explain himself to his family, his kids.

Then there are the media whores who do not think this is a big deal except for the lack of diversity or want his exclusive. Nobody said Tiger was a good person, it was just assumed as much because of a well crafted image effort.
sillinous on

Every time his putters out, he's assured a gimmie.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2009-12-08 16:17  

#26  I got no problem with a guy swapping blondes in and out of his bed like golf clubs in and out of his bag,

You might not Dar but WaPo's Eugene Robinson does:

Here's my real question, though: What's with the whole Barbie thing?

No offense to anyone who actually looks like Barbie, but it really is striking how much the women who've been linked to Woods resemble one another. I'm talking about the long hair, the specific body type, even the facial features. Mattel could sue for trademark infringement.

This may be the most interesting aspect of the whole Tiger Woods story -- and one of the most disappointing. He seems to have been bent on proving to himself that he could have any woman he wanted. But from the evidence, his aim wasn't variety but some kind of validation.

I'm making a big assumption here that the attraction for Woods was mostly physical, but there's no evidence thus far that he had a lot of time for deep conversation. If adultery is really about the power and satisfaction of conquest, Woods's self-esteem was apparently only boosted by bedding the kind of woman he thought other men lusted after -- the "Playmate of the Month" type that Hugh Hefner turned into the American gold standard.

But the world is full of beautiful women of all colors, shapes and sizes -- some with short hair or almond eyes, some with broad noses, some with yellow or brown skin. Woods appears to have bought into an "official" standard of beauty that is so conventional as to be almost oppressive.
Posted by: Beavis   2009-12-08 16:05  

#25  Who knew Tiger is really a Cheetah..
Posted by: Tom- Pa   2009-12-08 15:59  

#24  ...and get the most of your money from endorsements

Well, if you're Bob, you'd be worried about Tiger taking your gig.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2009-12-08 15:50  

#23  He's got one heckuva putter.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2009-12-08 15:04  

#22  Whoops--got some kind of error when trying to post 1st comment and didn't think it went through--
Posted by: Dar   2009-12-08 14:50  

#21  I got no problem with a guy swapping blondes in and out of his bed like golf clubs in and out of his bag, but if you're married and get the most of your money from endorsements, you are just asking for it. As ye reap...
Posted by: Dar   2009-12-08 14:50  

#20  I got no problem with a guy swapping blondes in and out of his bed like golf clubs in and out of his bag, but if you're married and get the most of your money from endorsements, you are just asking for it. As ye reap...
Posted by: Dar   2009-12-08 14:50  

#19  Informs Players of obstacles

"Your Wife is downstairs"
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-12-08 13:32  

#18  I like the idea of BeaverTainment
Posted by: 746   2009-12-08 12:34  

#17  Skins tournament.

Scratch game.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2009-12-08 12:28  

#16  T-Mates
Guests of Rio Secco golf club in Las Vegas can reserve a T-Mate who will serve as your personal golf concierge and host/hostess during your round.
What is a T-Mate...

Fun
Outgoing
Physically Fit
Reliable
Attractive
Great Personality
Entertaining
Supportive
Great Communicator
A T-Mate...

Greets the guest at the front door
Provides concierge services
Accompanies golfers throughout their round
Maintains scorecard
Registers guests in proshop
Assists in proshop purchases
Assists players on the green
Provides information
Creates a fun and exciting environment
Provides beverages
Calls in lunch orders
Replaces divots
Indicates yardages
Moves carts as needed
Supplies extra tees/ball markers/towels
Informs Players of obstacles
Posted by: Beavis   2009-12-08 12:06  

#15  Personality demolition strategy (or is it tactic?)

1.- Predators
2.- Scavengers
3.- Cockroaches and Sarcophagidae

Posted by: Willy   2009-12-08 12:03  

#14  CrazyFool

Maybe he thought the goal was to get a Ho-in-one?

P.S. The picture is of T-Mates at the Rio Secco Golf Club in Las Vegas. They are Forecaddies and will fix your ball marks and divots and also "clean your clubs and balls".
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2009-12-08 11:35  

#13  Um...possibly you are right, Bright Pebbles, in regards to comment #8.

But it's considered bad taste to have them all at one time, especially when one's official mate is going to give birth at any moment.
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-12-08 11:32  

#12  No way
Only Kimmie can achieve this
Posted by: European Conservative   2009-12-08 11:19  

#11  new record: 10 straight hole-in-one's...

(We can probably keep this up all day.)
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-12-08 11:17  

#10  another is a mysterious "sex-addicted cougar."

No phone number?
Posted by: European Conservative   2009-12-08 11:17  

#9  Hittin' the links.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2009-12-08 11:16  

#8  Sorry to everyone offended by this but genetically, successful men are "supposed" to have >1 females.

Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2009-12-08 11:07  

#7  Boy!! Is Bill Clinton jealous!!
Posted by: AlanC   2009-12-08 08:48  

#6  ...I admire an overachiever as much as the next guy, but....


Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2009-12-08 08:30  

#5  Woods is +10 after the first round?!
Posted by: Spot   2009-12-08 08:07  

#4  Well one is a shoe in for the Waffle House since she worked at the local Perkin's severing Tiger breakfast. Just hope these girls took this advice.

Posted by: Don Vito Anginegum8261   2009-12-08 07:35  

#3  Tiger made the turn and is playing the Back Nine. Eight to go?
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2009-12-08 06:29  

#2  Hes just getting into the swing of things.

Posted by: Oscar   2009-12-08 06:06  

#1  I hope five to ten years from now we find them all toothless, still single, and working for minimum wage at a Waffle House.
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-12-08 06:03  

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