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Home Front: Culture Wars
Copenhagen Whores Benifit From Global Warming Tax Dollars.
2009-11-25
(this article spotted on liveleak)
Global warming gets hot, and the climate worshipers are approaching climaxes of their own.

The warm up to the Global Warming gan,
"redacted by poster"
sorry summit this week in Bella Centret, Copenhagen, before the summit to take place later this year has relieved some of pressure, at least some are welcoming them with open arms in Copenhagen and with no qualms bending over for Al Gore and Co. Indeed, the Global Warming has reached a Climax.

Translated from Jyllands Posten

The whole day the faces are laid with serious frowns, when business men, politicians and bureaucrats are gathered in Bella Centret in Copenhagen and discusses the Global Climate. But during the night they got laid on the sheets, which has got their full focus, when the conference attendees from the whole world enjoy themselves with Danish and foreign prostitutes.

- We have been busy like mad. The politicians do also need to relax after a long day, is the verdict from 'Miss Dina', who works as a prostitute.

It is the News bulletin 3F, which has made phone calls to various escort agencies and prostitutes, to know, if they have been extra busy during the Global warming conference. And they all agree: Top summits in Copenhagen is good for the economy.

The chairwoman of Reden [The nest] International [The prostitutes association] Doris Otzen acknowledge, that big events in Copenhagen attracts more sex-workers.

- Lots of men gathered at one place means more work for the prostitutes. Then we have got a government which do not want to forbid prostitution, so we actually invites the visitors to go to prostitutes, says Dorit Otzen to the News bulletin 3F
Posted by:3dc

#4  I think thee is a correlation between the exotic (perhaps we should say 'erotic') locations of these conferences and the availability of sex-industry workers.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-11-25 15:05  

#3  Yes, it's from the unpublished Dickens Novel, Little Dorit the Mermaid from Loon Lake.
Posted by: Perry Stanford White   2009-11-25 12:59  

#2  I told you the main reason they have these conferences is for the hookers. In the tradeoff of CO2 emissions vs. seminal emissions, guess which wins?
Posted by: Spot   2009-11-25 12:56  

#1  Well - it really doesn't lose anything in translation.

And is "Dorit Otzen" some sort of tribute name, an homage to Danish Dickensianism?
Posted by: Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division   2009-11-25 12:28  

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