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China-Japan-Koreas
Obama to Receive Honorary Taekwondo Belt
2009-11-14
U.S. President Barack Obama will be given an honorary taekwondo belt to mark his first visit to Korea on Wednesday and Thursday. A government official said that President Lee Myung-bak will present Obama with an honorary taekwondo degree certificate and a uniform embroidered with his name.
Oh boy! A Nobel peace prize AND a black belt!
Obama practiced taekwondo for about four years with an American master in Chicago from 2001 while he was serving in the Illinois state senate. He obtained a green belt.
If the belt is wide enough Michelle will want it ...
For perspective, it takes normal people three years to earn a black belt. The mentally and physically handicapped generally take longer, and we know the president is not physically handicapped -- you've seen the man shoot hoops!
Meanwhile, the government has yet to choose whether to serve the traditional Korean rice wine makgeolli or a Californian wine during the welcome luncheon on Thursday. Some government officials say that makgeolli does not seem like a good idea since it has been served on several occasions such as the recent Korea-Japan summit and meetings with foreign diplomats stationed in Korea.
Some government officials are idiots. One always serves one's country's best, at such affairs. Do the Chinese serve foreign wines at their multi-course feasts?
The government is considering a Californian wine as the leaders will discuss the ratification of the Korea-U.S. free trade agreement, and the California wine industry stands to be one of the biggest beneficiaries of the deal.
I recommend the shimmering pink muscatel ...
*shudder*
Posted by:Steve White

#8  The Nobel Peace Prize hasn't meant jack for a long time, but I remember when a Black Belt in Taekwondo meant something.
Posted by: DMFD   2009-11-14 21:06  

#7  More likely to win a Rasberry for his acting role as a U.S. president.
Posted by: DoDo   2009-11-14 19:55  

#6  The way Obama is winning awards for doing nothing, I can't wait until the Academy Awards next year. He should get best actor (in a leading AND supporting role), best director, and should be named the producer of the best picture.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2009-11-14 13:15  

#5  Bambi is no Elvis.
Posted by: ed   2009-11-14 12:16  

#4  Ripple and cranberry juice (aka "cripple")?

/Sanford and Son
Posted by: Frozen Al   2009-11-14 11:20  

#3  I think Obumble should go visit his hero and come back with some good North Korean Bark Wine.....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-11-14 10:36  

#2  Nah ... they should break out one of Korea's finest vintages - Peach Oscar!
(For those who have never heard of it, this is/was a very cheap and nasty Korean brand of bubbling wine. It is so nasty and cheap, it makes Thunderbird taste good.)
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2009-11-14 08:37  

#1  Thunderbird mixed w/ a packet of Red Obama KoolAid.
Posted by: ed   2009-11-14 01:46  

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