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Baguette-toting bird stalls atom smasher |
2009-11-07 |
This is too weird: A bird reportedly has dropped a "bit of baguette" onto the world's largest atom smasher, causing the machine to short out for a period of time. It's just the latest mishap for the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC, which scientists plan to use to get insight into the universe's origins. The LHC, which has a 17-mile track to circulate protons and is located underground on the French-Swiss border outside Geneva, Switzerland, is the largest particle accelerator in the world and cost about $10 billion. The LHC booted up in September 2008, but technical problems forced it to shut down shortly after its launch. When the mystery bird reportedly dropped a piece of bread onto the particle accelerator's outdoor machinery earlier this week, the device was not turned on, according to reports, and therefore did not suffer major damage. ![]() A call to CERN's press office was not immediately returned. |
Posted by:gorb |
#8 I didn't hear exactly where the bird decided the system looked hungry, but I could give a "for-instance" possibility. To keep things cool requires a lot of external machines, and if a fan shorted in one then the cooling system for that part of a sector might eventually fail. Rather than wait for an overheating, they prefer to shut down quickly when they detect something wrong. "Technical problems" is a cute euphemism for "explosion." At the moment the machine is tuning up (no collisions yet) and we're testing readouts and checking timing. Even without collisions, beam halo and beam splash give you something to test your detectors with. CMS "e-commentary" |
Posted by: James 2009-11-07 22:14 |
#7 So, this thing is so sensitive that this is enough to cause a glitch? A piece of bread... on an OUTDOOR part? How reassuring, I just hope it won't snow or something. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2009-11-07 15:04 |
#6 Jeebus, think of the calamity that would have resulted if that bird had pooped on the collider. |
Posted by: ed 2009-11-07 11:44 |
#5 At this rate the damned thing won't be operational till December 2012. |
Posted by: DMFD 2009-11-07 11:12 |
#4 Hold my beer. |
Posted by: HomoSapiens 2009-11-07 11:09 |
#3 Portents and signs. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2009-11-07 09:09 |
#2 Someone wrote a serious scientific article a couple months ago arguing that God, the Universe, the Future, Fate, and/or Destiny would prevent the thing from ever lighting off. I'm starting to believe it. |
Posted by: Mike 2009-11-07 08:48 |
#1 Had the machine been activated, the baguette incident |
Posted by: .5mt 2009-11-07 07:23 |