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![]() Two policemen were also injured during the gunfight in Khulna. A hernia and a bruised ego ...
Oh yeah, a New Biplobi, one of our favorites right next to the Old Biplobis ...
From what I can make out, they're commies, too. A "bahini" is either an "armed wing" or a two piece bathing suit, I'm not sure which. A "fouz" is a "faction" or a "brigade." Gono Mukhti seems to translate to something like "Baader-Meinhof" or possibly "cheese souffle," depending on which Bengali-English dictionary you use. Our Kushtia correspondent reports, Amirul ... alias Amirul ... ... was killed in a 'shoot out' between his associates and police at Bittipara village in sadar upazila early yesterday. We have no idea where that is ...
But where? Schoolyard? Pineapple field? Secret lair in the woods?
"Youse'll never take us alive, coppers!" and opened fire [BANG! BAANG! BANGETY BANG!] forcing them to fire back, police said. "If it's not too much trouble, would youse come out wit yer handz up?"
"Chief! Could we speed this up? The wife's holding breakfast for me!" Amirul was caught in the line of fire "Aaaiiieee!" and died on the spot. "They're being rude by failing to RSVP, sergeant. Open fire!" The leader can't rely on his charges to protect him. Funny how that works.
"Our leader is undone! Let us decamp!" Police recovered one LG gun and four bullets from the spot. Commies dole out ammo by the eyedropper, just like they try to do in the US! Amirul was accused in 12 Wanted in eight systems. Our staff correspondent in Khulna reports: Nirapada Bairagi was killed in a shootout between his associates and police around 3:10am at Ranai village of Dumuria upazila in Khulna yesterday. "Sergeant Fauzul, we're doing a double tonight. Have your squad ready at 3:10 am and not a moment later!" "Yessir!" [stamp] He was the son of Shannashi Bairagi of Sajiarha village of the upazila. "Aye! He wuz a good boy! Loved 'is mudder, seldom kicked 'is dog!" Fauzul Kabir, officer-in-charge of Dumuria Police Station, said the law enforcers raided the spot following a tip-off that some outlaws were holding a secret meeting.
"My spider sense! It's, dunno, ...tingling! ?" "Sure it's not your leg?" "Maybe... Nope, its the coppers!" At one stage, the outlaws fled the scene leaving Nirapada dead. Sux to be Nirapada. His security chief sux even worse! According to Khulna police super, two policemen received bullets in their legs during the 35-minute long gunfight. They are undergoing treatment at the Dumuria Health Complex. Lieutenant said 'Lock and load' not load and lock. Morons! The outlaws fired twenty shots while police retaliated and fired 11 rounds in self-defence, police super added. Its range time for the RAB. One dead bad guy and some friendly fire casualties. One behind each of Nirapada's ears, that leaves nine shots unaccounted ...
Police recovered a shutter gun, three cartridges, a rifle bullet and five empty shells from the scene. "Careful with that shutter gun, Sergeant Rafiq! That's an expensive finish!" "We had to leave the velvet-lined case at the lock-up, sir!" The deceased was wanted in several murder, kidnapping and dacoity cases, OC added.
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Posted by:Fred |
#9 The infrared one -- perhaps you mean aquamarine? the new colour? -- that would be badanov, who was such a soft grey yesterday that his comments could not be properly seen in the Rab encounter article. So Fred upped the ante'. If you mean the salmon (not, not, not pink!!!), that's still Steve White, aka the Army of Steve. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2009-10-10 19:14 |
#8 Ah - a rainbow article. :-D |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2009-10-10 18:20 |
#7 Ummmmm..... them mushrooms better than I thought, who's the infrared mod? |
Posted by: .5MT 2009-10-10 18:03 |
#6 I don't know what a bahini is but a whahini is something you put on a bu-hun with mu-hustard. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2009-10-10 17:12 |
#5 Nimble Spemble: your room, sir! Old Patriot, are you sure those many languages link to this Rantburg thread? Surely others are as fascinated by The Tales of the Rab as we are. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2009-10-10 17:00 |
#4 Bittipara Field is where the diminutive Pakistani airborne forces practice. |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2009-10-10 14:49 |
#3 BTW, TW, as of 12:30 MDT, the article has been translated into 11 languages and is spread worldwide. You are a hero, my dear! |
Posted by: Old Patriot 2009-10-10 14:29 |
#2 I'm sure Bittiwara is a place-name. The field is just where they turn out the livestock the locals have brought to sell at the bazaar. Can't have 'em wandering around the stalls, ya know - might over-excite some of the boys. |
Posted by: Old Patriot 2009-10-10 14:26 |
#1 Commies dole out ammo by the eyedropper, just like they try to do in the US! Doesn't seem to stop the slaughtr, now does it? |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2009-10-10 01:09 |