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-Short Attention Span Theater-
German Study: 10 minutes of oogling D breasts = 30 min exercise
2009-09-28
The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men.
Weatherby- "I see you are early again for your experimental breast watching Mr. Smith, glad to have you in the study."
Smith - I am glad not to be in the control group."
Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.

"There is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier," Weatherby said.
and yes there is a nice image at the link
Posted by:lord garth

#9  Link no work.
went flat.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2009-09-28 23:34  

#8  Some years ago, I was at one of thee Biloxi (Miss) Casin0s when a waitrss walked up behind me and said "Drink?" I turned around and was about 2 inches from a tremendous well sized set of Boobs, It was all i could do to say "No thank you", what I wanted to say was "Don't offer again unless you Really mean it.

What a set, what a surprise, I decided I'd get slapped if I asked for Milk.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-09-28 21:51  

#7  One of the better urban legends

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm

(and if that hasdn't been reported as a "German study" I would not have said anything.

But if you really want to exercise, try this

http://www.wiezn.de/index.php?id=989&L=1
Posted by: European Conservative   2009-09-28 16:29  

#6  Yeah right - I'll just try that on my wife, "But sweetheart.... There's SCIENTIFIC PROOF!"
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-09-28 14:46  

#5  What would it take to equal two hours of exercise?
Posted by: Highlander   2009-09-28 14:07  

#4  Wolfdog.
Cafe au Lait?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2009-09-28 13:50  

#3  Spoof or not, the picture got my heart going (well before my morning coffee).
Posted by: WolfDog   2009-09-28 10:29  

#2  Ya think it may have been a spoof?
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2009-09-28 09:08  

#1  Link no good. How am I going to get my workout?
Posted by: Spot   2009-09-28 08:12  

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