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Naked Man Says Rabbit Chase Ended With Shock
2009-09-10
According to an incident report from the Greer Police Department, Joseph Asher, 38, walked into Greer Memorial Hospital naked and covered with severe burns from his head to his toe.

Asher was able to tell investigators that he chased a rabbit into a Duke Power station and was shocked.
"I dare not risk another frontal assault--that rabbit's dynamite!"
Posted by:Mike

#7  Whoa- first POTUS CARTER, now this Guy!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-09-10 21:45  

#6  a mental image of a naked Jimmah.

perhaps one of those white raisins promised martyrs by the Koran? Wouldn't that be a disappointment? I'd rather have a grape
Posted by: Frank G   2009-09-10 21:21  

#5  Geez, thanks, Steve. Just what I needed - a mental image of a naked Jimmah.

Now I've got to go scrub my mind's eye with Brillo. >:-(
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-09-10 20:39  

#4  I was kinda sorta expecting this to be about Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: SteveS   2009-09-10 20:27  

#3  Death aways you all, with nasty sharp pointy teeth!
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2009-09-10 19:41  

#2  More from Mike's article:

His wife said the 38-year-old had been missing for three days prior to the incident. Authorities said he climbed an electrical transformer assembly, likely grabbing equipment that had 100,000 volts of electricity running through it.
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-09-10 16:35  

#1  Did he catch the rabbit?

Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2009-09-10 16:10  

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