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| -Signs, Portents, and the Weather- |
| Scottish Men Buy Bigger C*ndoms |
| 2009-09-02 |
| SCOTTISH men buy larger condoms than their counterparts south of the border. Supermarket giant Tesco today reported that more of its extra-large condoms had been bought in Glasgow than anywhere else in the UK. The new condoms – 10mm longer and 1mm wider than the standard version – went on sale at Tesco earlier this month. And the retailer's sales map of its new condom – the first to be sold in the UK – showed most were sold in Glasgow. Which suggest Scots are bigger pr*cks - but the Lockerbie story proves they have no b*lls, so why do they need the c*ndoms at all? (And before you Scots get p*ssed at me, note my nick - which is that for a reason.) |
| Posted by:Glenmore |
| #1 Glenmore, stay in your room for a week -- you can post to Rantburg from there, right? ;-) |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2009-09-02 21:42 |