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| What Do Most Of These FBI Wanted Murderers Have In Common? |
| 2009-08-19 |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #4 No! No! No! The've all consumed that dreadful poison DihydrogenMonoxide (DHMO). Note that every criminal and murderer in the World has been exposed to DHMO! Some of the dangers of DHMO include (from the FAQ): * Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. * Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. * Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects. * DHMO is a major component of acid rain. * Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. * Contributes to soil erosion. * Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. * Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. * Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes. * Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions. * Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks. * Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S. * Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2009-08-19 20:47 |
| #3 Sorry, none have committed a Federal crime beyond Unlawful Flight. So the FBI is supposed to chase down all the _______ California releases? What a waste of money. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2009-08-19 20:29 |
| #2 I know! I know! *raises hand and waves* They're mostly men! So, what's my prize? |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2009-08-19 20:10 |
| #1 Success in the school system's bi-lingual education program? /sarc |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2009-08-19 19:41 |