Michael Jackson's dermatologist is tossing his hat into the three-ring circus that is the custody battle over the late pop star's eldest kids -- claiming to be able to prove he's their father, according to published reports. They are not! The money... I mean the Little Darlings® are mine! I dunnit!
Hollywood doc Arnold Klein, reportedly the sperm donor for Prince Michael, 12, and Paris, 11, has confided to pals that he will seek custody, London's Daily Mirror reports. "He says he can prove he is their father with Debbie [Rowe]," a source told the paper.
Rowe, who worked as Klein's assistant when she was artificially impregnated,
"Nurse Debbie, our favorite patient would like you to be artificially inseminated with my sperm!"
"Artificially? What's the matter with the broom closet? We're here every day!"
"You silver-tongued devil, you!"
reportedly plans to drop her claim to the tots for a $4 million payoff.
I might be willing to drop my claim for the same amount.
In other new developments in the Jackson case, there is no change in the King of Pop's condition . . . he is still dead.