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Attack of the giant squids |
2009-07-18 |
![]() So they're not actually giant squid, they're jumbos. The 5-foot long sea monsters, which have razor-sharp beaks and toothy tentacles, have been bringing terror to scuba drivers and swimmers on the coast's tourist-packed beaches. The carnivorous calamari, which can grow up to 100 pounds, came up from the depths last week and swarms of them have pounced on unsuspecting divers. "Harriet! Look out! It's a jumbo calamari!" [GLURG!] Some divers have reported tentacles enveloping their masks and yanking at their cameras and gear, ... So basically it's like a mugging ... ... leaving many too scared to go in the water. Increasing numbers of the squid, which come from Mexico, are being found in California and scientists say they may have moved because of global warming, a shortage of food or a decline in natural predators. Stories of too-close encounters with the alien-like cephalopods have chased many veteran divers out of the water and created a whirlwind of excitement among the rest, who are torn between their personal safety and the once-in-a-lifetime chance to swim with the deep-sea giants. The so-called Humboldt squid have been known to attack humans and are nicknamed 'red devils' for their rust-red coloring and mean streak. The squid hunt in schools of up to 1,200, can swim up to 15 mph and can skim over the water to escape predators. |
Posted by:Fred |
#12 It's San Diego, so I think they're headed to Comic Con as revenge for being cut from the Watchmen movie. |
Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2009-07-18 17:51 |
#11 An insipid Hollywood manuscript right now being composed by another wannabe hack to fill programming time on a television channel near you. "Based upon true events...." |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2009-07-18 13:59 |
#10 Google 'Humboldt squid', folks. They are actually fairly unpleasant creatures and have been known to attack people. |
Posted by: no mo uro 2009-07-18 13:38 |
#9 Huh? Grabbing divers? Haven't heard that, and find it hard to believe, though my blackout of "media" includes the local rag (which, BTW, today carries a huge front-page photo of Cronkite with a 36-pt headline "Distinguished Journalist"). Haven't been in the water lately, but that's because the surf is flat (typical summer conditions in the SoCal area). |
Posted by: Verlaine 2009-07-18 13:25 |
#8 Get your tentacles off me, you damned dirty squid! |
Posted by: tu3031 2009-07-18 12:10 |
#7 I guess we finally know where R'lyeh is now. |
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-07-18 12:01 |
#6 The squid hunt in schools of up to 1,200, can swim up to 15 mph and can skim over the water to escape predators. Not at all newsworthy until the come assure at Buzzard's Point Marina and head inland to Capital Hill to feed..... |
Posted by: Besoeker 2009-07-18 11:37 |
#5 He said the animals taste with their tentacles and will touch to determine if people are edible Isn't it nice to know we don't taste good? |
Posted by: Frozen Al 2009-07-18 11:22 |
#4 Now, now, now, people; let's get our PC phrases correct. This global phenomena is now called "climate change". |
Posted by: WolfDog 2009-07-18 10:35 |
#3 Rob, get with the program! Don't you know that earthquakes are caused by Global Warming, no joke someone really did say that. |
Posted by: Don Vito Anginegum8261 2009-07-18 07:30 |
#2 I blame Bush |
Posted by: Beavis 2009-07-18 07:25 |
#1 " Increasing numbers of the squid, which come from Mexico, are being found in California and scientists say they may have moved because of global warming, a shortage of food or a decline in natural predators." There was undersea earthquake off the coast earlier this week, and within an hour, there were squid washing up on the beach in La Jolla (near San Diego). While the events are sequential and may not be cause / effect, it irks me that the author of this piece still tries obliquley to relate it to global warming. |
Posted by: Rob06 2009-07-18 02:35 |