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Michigan man throws cat up to 20 times
2009-07-08
Police have arrested a Muskegon Heights man after they say he threw the family cat up to 20 times, possibly breaking the animal's back and leg.

Police say the 30-year-old man told them he found the cat eating his food on the kitchen counter, picked it up and threw it.

The Muskegon Chronicle reports the man eventually tossed the cat in a garbage can, thinking it was dead. A police officer notified the West Michigan Society for the Protection and Care of Animals, and two SPCA workers came to the home.

Television stations WZZM and WOOD say the cat was treated at an area vet's office and is recovering.

The cat attack took place Monday night.
You would think he would learn that cat doesn't agree with him, so he should stop eating it.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#5  Lord only knows what they call actual cat throwing.
Posted by: SteveS   2009-07-08 20:22  

#4  Those Brits sure have a colourful language. Never would I have connected the two concepts, never!
Posted by: trailing wife    2009-07-08 19:52  

#3  The headline made me LoL!
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2009-07-08 17:40  

#2  "Throw the cat" is a euphemism for sex in the U.K.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2009-07-08 17:39  

#1  "Throw" him ten times as far in consideration for the size-weight difference, if he survives, use an axe handle on his leg and back and throw him again, and again.

Why yes I DO like cats, how did you know?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-07-08 16:23  

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