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| Waxman Hospitalized for 'Routine Testing' |
| 2009-07-01 |
| Did they find a brain? If so, where? Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) was taken to a Los Angeles hospital last night for "routine testing" after he was not feeling well, according to his office. Waxman, chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, had just ushered a historic climate change legislation to a narrow victory Friday. His office told the Associated Press that he was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where he is "feeling much better now." |
| Posted by:Barbara Skolaut |
| #10 So Waxman's still emitting CO2? I thought he was going to do something about global warming and lead by example. Save the planet, stop breathing, ya know. |
| Posted by: WTF 2009-07-01 22:11 |
| #9 Dear Lord: Please nurse Congressman Waxman back to health so he can see his "landmark" tax/enviro bill crash in flames. your friend badanov |
| Posted by: badanov 2009-07-01 21:28 |
| #8 Always vital that the patient not lose consciousness. A brisk slap to the cheek by a trained professional (male orderly) is oftentimes necessary. If this does not produce the desired result, patient begins to fade or appear disoriented, unresponsive.... repeat the procedures 5-10 times using bare knuckles on the backstroke every half hour for a month or two. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2009-07-01 18:45 |
| #7 well at least the nasal checkup was easy |
| Posted by: Frank G 2009-07-01 18:35 |
| #6 No, Enver, the EKG_ no heart, you see |
| Posted by: Herman Hupomoger6016 2009-07-01 17:52 |
| #5 Flat-lined the EEG, did he? |
| Posted by: Enver Slirt3079 2009-07-01 16:15 |
| #4 I assume he led by example and arrived by public transportation, waited in line for 3 hours, was prescribed 1 aspirin (usually ya get 2, but supplies are short) and will arrive again in 3 months to have his tests. You know, just like the rest of will if him and his ilk pass their legislations. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2009-07-01 15:37 |
| #3 Don't even think about it. Waxman is a walking colostomy bag, and far too evil to die. |
| Posted by: Iblis 2009-07-01 14:40 |
| #2 Dr. Conrad Murray to the white courtesy phone please, Dr. Murray. Dr. Conrad Murray. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2009-07-01 13:22 |
| #1 Take a good look at a picture of Waxjob. If Lincoln was right when he said that "everyone over 40 is responsible for what he looks like" then Waxman has a lot to answer for. |
| Posted by: Maggie Shusotch1539 2009-07-01 13:19 |