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Scofflaw Repeatedly Steals Food And Drinks, Laughs When Arrested, Not Punished
2009-07-01
An Arizona man who likes several drinks with his lunch has been arrested three times in the past week for refusing to pay at restaurants where he ate. Jefferson Parish sheriff's records show that a 36-year-old man was booked with defrauding an innkeeper after he ate at three restaurants, then laughed when asked to pay his bill.

The man allegedly ran up bills ranging from $23 to $31 — including four beers with a lunch plate at one restaurant and four margaritas with a cheeseburger at another — then said he was homeless and couldn't pay.

The man was being held Tuesday at the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna in lieu of $1,000 bond. But he has been released on the same charges twice previously due to overcrowding.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#7  Feed him to the 'gators. That will learn him.
Posted by: Angeash Mussolini9154   2009-07-01 20:23  

#6  And there's the trick, how to steal and not be punished, Go to Louisianna
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-07-01 15:05  

#5  He's a drunk bum who knows how to work the system...





The first incident occurred June 22 at Melancon's Annex in Metairie, according to an incident report from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. Bryant ordered a beer while he looked over the menu. He ordered a lunch plate and another beer, then two more beers while he ate his meal.

The report said that Bryant eventually began to fall asleep at the table. When the owner asked him to pay his $23 check and leave, Bryant allegedly laughed and told the owner he didn't have any money because he was homeless. When the owner threatened to call the police, Bryant again laughed and refused to pay.

Bryant is accused of pulling the stunt again at Pitre's Restaurant in Westwego on Thursday, and at Sun Ray Grill near Gretna on Monday, according to reports. At Sun Ray, he ordered four margaritas with his cheeseburger for a total of $30.99 and then tried to sneak out of the business. The report said that Bryant was chased down and detained until police arrived.

Col. John Fortunato said that Bryant has been released because overcrowding at the jail requires the Sheriff's Office to release many non-violent offenders. The jail must maintain a certain number of beds for violent offenders, such as those arrested on armed robbery charges, and officials there rate each offender based on their alleged crime. Bryant is accused of relatively minor offenses under the system.
Posted by: tu3031   2009-07-01 11:31  

#4  Word - and his mug shot - will get around. There's a helluva lot of remote, empty swamp in Louisiana. Be a shame if he were to fall in...
Posted by: PBMcL   2009-07-01 11:20  

#3  So if he does it again its three-times-your-out?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-07-01 10:49  

#2  No joke - "defrauding an innkeeper" is a freakin' felony.
Posted by: mojo   2009-07-01 10:39  

#1  Send him to Sheriff Arpaio. His jail never runs out of outdoors space.
Posted by: ed   2009-07-01 10:01  

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