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China-Japan-Koreas
Norks criticize US missile defense for Hawaii
2009-06-29
SEOUL, South Korea -- North Korea criticized the U.S. on Monday for positioning missile defense systems around Hawaii, calling the deployment part of a plot to attack the regime and saying it would bolster its nuclear arsenal in retaliation.

U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates has said he ordered the deployment of a ground-based, mobile missile intercept system and radar system to Hawaii amid concerns the North may fire a long-range missile toward the islands, about 4,500 miles away.

"Through the U.S. forces' clamorous movements, it has been brought to light that the U.S. attempt to launch a pre-emptive strike on our republic has become a brutal fact," the North's main Rodong Sinmun newspaper said in a commentary.

The paper also accused the U.S. of deploying nuclear-powered aircraft and atomic-armed submarines in waters near the Korean peninsula, saying the moves prove "the U.S. pre-emptive nuclear war" on the North is imminent.
Nuclear-powered aircraft? Oh right, the F-222. Dang, they caught us ...
The hilarious commentary, carried by the official Korean Central News Agency, said the North will bolster its nuclear arsenal in self-defense.
Posted by:Steve White

#4  "Through the U.S. forces' clamorous movements, it has been brought to light that the U.S. attempt to launch a pre-emptive strike on our republic has become a brutal fact,"

Uh....huh... Son, if we really wanted to do a pre-emptive strike on your ass, we would and you would never know about it until it was all over.

And the crater wouldn't even smoke...
Posted by: DarthVader   2009-06-29 21:53  

#3  +1 to GirlThursday for the Sam Axe reference!
Posted by: Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator   2009-06-29 12:55  

#2  the North will bolster its nuclear arsenal in self-defense.

Ten times zero is still zero. If they actually had a functional nuclear device, so would Iran and Syria, at the very least... and at least a few of them would already be in the air, with great fanfare.
Posted by: trailing wife    2009-06-29 11:43  

#1  Norkies, bunch of bitchy little girls.
Posted by: GirlThursday   2009-06-29 11:22  

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