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When Gulls Go Bad!
2009-06-25
Posted by:3dc

#6  Go to your room.
Posted by: Pappy   2009-06-25 22:41  

#5  A marine biologist developed a way to make dolphins live forever. One day he was headed back to his lab with a bag of sea gulls (the active) ingredient, when he saw a sleeping lion in the doorway. He carefully stepped over the lion, when he was immediately arrested. The charges: transporting gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises.
Posted by: DMFD   2009-06-25 19:27  

#4  Argentina sure gets some strange animal problems. They have an overabundance of beaver that have made themselves as pestiferous as nutria in the US South.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2009-06-25 19:02  

#3  John Q., I thought it was SHAVE the whales.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2009-06-25 10:40  

#2  Note: Gulls are *always* bad.
Posted by: Varmint Gloluting1635   2009-06-25 10:19  

#1  SAVE THE WHALES!
Posted by: JohnQC   2009-06-25 09:43  

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