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Monkey urinates on Zambian president
2009-06-25
A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to reporters outside his State House offices on Wednesday. "You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey, one of many that makes their home in the trees outside his offices.

"I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata," he joked, referring to opposition leader Michael Sata, who Banda defeated in last year's elections.

Banda devoted much of his second news conference as president to reassuring Zambians over the dramatic economic slowdown resulting from plunging prices for copper, the country's main export.
Posted by:Fred

#4  We can all dream about it, but this little monkey had the gumption to up and do it. Good on ya, little buddy.
Posted by: gromky   2009-06-25 08:27  

#3  That's wicked pissah...
Posted by: Raj   2009-06-25 08:24  

#2  Get your hands off me you dirty ape.
Posted by: Bigfoot Whese3835   2009-06-25 07:45  

#1   Stupid creature, got the wrong country's president, should have shifted south a little ways.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2009-06-25 00:26  

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