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Perez Hilton calls Black Eyed Peas singer a faggot, gets a bust in the mush, bitches, moans
2009-06-24
Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly gave celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a black eye outside a Toronto nightclub. Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band's tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: "I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

Hilton, who is a dumbass openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a "faggot," a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site. "He was like 'You need to respect me.' He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me," Hilton said. "I was like 'I don't need to respect you. I don't respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said 'You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot.'"
And I was, like, I toadally can't respect a dipshit was uses "like" as punctation and goes around calling people "faggots" and doesn't expect an occasional bust in the mush. Wotta maroon.
Don't forget the part where he twittered his friends to call the police. What, the '9' and '1' buttons on your cell phone are broken?
Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.
Posted by:Fred

#22  Mr. Wife loves to quote that one, Thromp Wittlesbach5741, because it so annoys his all-female household.
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-06-24 20:38  

#21  Dunno much about their music ...

OK, here's some lyrics to "My Humps" by the "Blacked Eyed Peas".

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)


Yeah, uh, no thanks.
Posted by: Thromp Wittlesbach5741   2009-06-24 19:31  

#20  I think this is a case of red-on-red: will.i.am is the guy who did all those Obama worship videos last fall.
Posted by: Mike   2009-06-24 15:51  

#19  Dunno much about their music but I think I'm gonna have to buy a Black Eyed Peas CD.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2009-06-24 13:05  

#18  Best celebrity beatdown since John Lovitz whaled on Andy Dick.
But we are talking about it, so it had the desired effect.
Posted by: tu3031   2009-06-24 12:32  

#17  I think it's funny that he claimed to get punched in the face "from behind".

Depends where his face was at the time.
Posted by: Pappy   2009-06-24 12:28  

#16  Scooter, I toadally missed that but then isn't he used to being punched from behind.
(Father or Fred, forgive me)
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2009-06-24 12:11  

#15  I don't know who Perez Hilton is or what he does, but he doesn't seem to be of celebrity quality. Why all the publicity for this guy?
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2009-06-24 11:09  

#14  Canada?

Can the Black Eyed Peas file charges against Hilton for hate speech?
Posted by: Lagom   2009-06-24 10:59  

#13  OMG hes like toadally the roman god janus LOL

Heheh. More like the media god Anus, if you ask me.
Posted by: SteveS   2009-06-24 10:10  

#12  Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly gave celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a black eye...

The defense could be that they were just living up to their name the, Black-Eyed Peas. It's a music thing. The guy just can't keep his %$#@*&^ shut.
Posted by: JohnQC   2009-06-24 09:22  

#11  Dangit! I misread it as Paris Hilton!
Posted by: Ptah   2009-06-24 08:25  

#10  Seems he got exactly what he deserved. Couldn't happen to a nicer dipshit either.
Posted by: DarthVader   2009-06-24 08:11  

#9  ♫Paris Perez has a crush.♫
Posted by: ed   2009-06-24 07:57  

#8  Ok, like, he was so totally upset, you know, that he just couldn't concentrate on precisely where he got punched.

Besides, he had to go post something on YouTube first before he filed a police report. Duh.
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-06-24 07:53  

#7  Ithink it's funny that he claimed to get punched in the face "from behind".

OMG hes like toadally the roman god janus LOL
Posted by: Mike   2009-06-24 06:47  

#6  I think it's funny that he claimed to get punched in the face "from behind". I guess his face is on the back of his head?
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2009-06-24 04:13  

#5  This guy is so removed from reality he calls on Twitter readers to help him after being assaulted.

There has to be a psychological condition of some sort involved here.
Posted by: Mike N.   2009-06-24 02:58  

#4  Wotta Attention-whore.

This man does for gays what hitler did for the "good" germans.
Posted by: O   2009-06-24 01:58  

#3  Did Lady Gaga turn around and deck the guy with one punch?
Posted by: gorb   2009-06-24 01:56  

#2  It would have been funnier if that Ms. California gal clocked him, but this works too. If you say offensive things, people will take offense.
Posted by: SteveS   2009-06-24 00:48  

#1  "Won't someone tell me the number to 911? I mean, like, really, I am bleeding."
Una Maroon
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2009-06-24 00:36  

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