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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Attorney found asleep in trash can
2009-06-20
Jeffersonville attorney Larry Wilder was found asleep by police in his neighbor's overturned city garbage can Wednesday morning, after neighbors called police when they woke to find their trash strewn on the ground and a man inside the receptacle.
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No arrest was made as a result of the incident. "There was no crime committed," Deeringer said.

Although police records describe Wilder as "10-47" -- police code for intoxicated -- upon officers' arrival, no breath alcohol or sobriety test was administered. It's an officer's discretion on what actions to take in such situations, the chief said. Typically, if someone is that close to their home, they would just be escorted to their residence.
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Police records show that officers arrived on the scene just before 7 a.m. Wednesday. A neighbor, Roberta Embry, said her husband found Wilder inside the can when walking out of the house that morning.
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Posted by:Mike

#11  Why not just call the city for trash pick up - problem solved.
Posted by: Chief   2009-06-20 22:09  

#10  This why it's so important to place your attorney in an air tight plastic bag before tossing in the trash.
Posted by: ed   2009-06-20 20:24  

#9  Attorney properly disposed of.
Posted by: Hellfish   2009-06-20 20:01  

#8  It's littering. He scattered the original contents of the trash can on the ground.
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-06-20 19:39  

#7  No, it's not stale pizza, it smells like an drunken attorney. Everyone! Hold your noses and start gnawing at him! This is our can and neighborhood. We maggots have right too!
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-06-20 16:19  

#6  He didn't keep the garbage can clean
Posted by: European Conservative   2009-06-20 15:58  

#5  How about 'littering?'

How could it be littering if he was actually in the garbage can?
Posted by: gorb   2009-06-20 14:21  

#4  the top photo might be worth adding to the Burg's collection


Absolutely. Done.
Posted by: Steve White   2009-06-20 13:35  

#3   The law in its majesty has said nothing about either the rich or the poor sleeping in trash cans.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2009-06-20 11:42  

#2  Click on the source link to see the good counselor's moment of glory captured for posterity.

Mods: the top photo might be worth adding to the Burg's collection :-D
Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo)   2009-06-20 11:39  

#1  There was no crime committed

How about 'littering?'
Posted by: Glenmore   2009-06-20 11:23  

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