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Attorney found asleep in trash can |
2009-06-20 |
![]() [Insert lawyer joke here] No arrest was made as a result of the incident. "There was no crime committed," Deeringer said. Although police records describe Wilder as "10-47" -- police code for intoxicated -- upon officers' arrival, no breath alcohol or sobriety test was administered. It's an officer's discretion on what actions to take in such situations, the chief said. Typically, if someone is that close to their home, they would just be escorted to their residence. [Insert lawyer joke here] Police records show that officers arrived on the scene just before 7 a.m. Wednesday. A neighbor, Roberta Embry, said her husband found Wilder inside the can when walking out of the house that morning. [Insert lawyer joke here] |
Posted by:Mike |
#11 Why not just call the city for trash pick up - problem solved. |
Posted by: Chief 2009-06-20 22:09 |
#10 This why it's so important to place your attorney in an air tight plastic bag before tossing in the trash. |
Posted by: ed 2009-06-20 20:24 |
#9 Attorney properly disposed of. |
Posted by: Hellfish 2009-06-20 20:01 |
#8 It's littering. He scattered the original contents of the trash can on the ground. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2009-06-20 19:39 |
#7 No, it's not stale pizza, it smells like an drunken attorney. Everyone! Hold your noses and start gnawing at him! This is our can and neighborhood. We maggots have right too! |
Posted by: Besoeker 2009-06-20 16:19 |
#6 He didn't keep the garbage can clean |
Posted by: European Conservative 2009-06-20 15:58 |
#5 How about 'littering?' How could it be littering if he was actually in the garbage can? |
Posted by: gorb 2009-06-20 14:21 |
#4 the top photo might be worth adding to the Burg's collection Absolutely. Done. |
Posted by: Steve White 2009-06-20 13:35 |
#3 The law in its majesty has said nothing about either the rich or the poor sleeping in trash cans. |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2009-06-20 11:42 |
#2 Click on the source link to see the good counselor's moment of glory captured for posterity. Mods: the top photo might be worth adding to the Burg's collection :-D |
Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2009-06-20 11:39 |
#1 There was no crime committed How about 'littering?' |
Posted by: Glenmore 2009-06-20 11:23 |