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World's Oldest Woman Slips, Falls, Dies
2009-05-24
The world's oldest woman, according to officials in Kazakhstan, slipped on the bathroom floor of an apartment that the state had given her because of her great age. She died at 130. Sakhan Dosova had 10 children, and she outlived all but three of them.
Posted by:3dc

#3  even worse, the accordion
Posted by: Frank G   2009-05-24 21:16  

#2  At least her neighbors will finally get some peace and quiet after years of her either entertaining or fighting with her string of young boyfriends at all night sex and dancing parties. That and her practicing on her tuba.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2009-05-24 21:00  

#1  She fell, and couldn't get up. Didn't they give her a LifeCall pendant????
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2009-05-24 14:06  

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