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| “Cheesus” Jesus Likeness Found In Cheetos Bag |
| 2009-05-19 |
| In Dallas, Texas Dan and Sarah Bell discovered a Jesus shaped Cheeto as they began there road trip last week. Nicknaming the Cheeto “Cheesus,” Sarah noticed that one of the chips looked oddly familiar “I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.” CBS news reported the Cheeto in question is about 2 inches tall and missing a right arm. Other than that, one might see a distinct robe, long hair and a man praying. This isn’t the first time a Jesus Cheeto has shown up in the snack bag. Last year CNN reported on a similar Jesus Cheeto found in the bag of the popular snack. |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #3 I once found a pigeon dropping that resembled Bill Ayers. Does that count for anything? |
| Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2009-05-19 12:12 |
| #2 What does it mean when a goose and a dog sleep together? That's what goes on at my farm. And Burt thr Duck keeps trying to hump Heather the Guenea Fowl. With the Aporkalypse at hand I fear for our future. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2009-05-19 12:04 |
| #1 I'll see your Jesus Cheeto and raise you a Honeycomb Allah and a calf with three eyes and two noses... Hebron – Ma’an – Two astonishing phenomena were seen in the southern West Bank towns of Dura and Dhahiriyya, south of Hebron, on Sunday. In Dura, the Arabic word Allah (God) was found written in honeycomb, while in Dhahiriyya a calf was born with two noses and three eyes. In a cow farm in Dhahiriyya, a calf was born with two noses close to each other, and three eyes; one on the left, one on the right, and one in the middle of its face. The owners say the calf is healthy and eats and drinks regularly. The honeycomb with Allah apparently inscribed in it was found in an apiary owned by Akram Al-Arab. Dogs and cats! Sleeping together! |
| Posted by: tu3031 2009-05-19 10:11 |