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Get well soon, Boss
2009-05-15
Fred has handed the keys to the 'Burg over to the Mod Squad as he prepares to begin recuperating from his 500,000 mile tuneup. We hope to return it to him in reasonably good condition.

You'll note Doc Steve posted most if not all of the 'Burg's articles tonight, and the bloid will be intermittent at best. Feel free to toss any interesting links in the hopper, and we'll do our best to get them posted.

And take note (and sit up straight, and wash behind your ears), as new mod trailing wife is fully prepared to wield the Periwinkle Cluebat of Destiny™ on trolls and evildoers. Even evilthinkers - she's psychic like that.

We appreciate your patience and continuing participation at the finest gin joint on the Interwebs.
Posted by:Seafarious

#20  Come back soon, Fred!

Get well soon - you can't get any better that you already are. :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-05-15 22:23  

#19  I thought they just put you up on a lift like they do at Jiffy Lube for your 500,000 checkup. Speedy recovery.
Posted by: Steven   2009-05-15 22:01  

#18  Good Luck, Get well soon. Jim
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-05-15 21:50  

#17  the guy in the pic has a GIANT big toe.
Posted by: Frank G   2009-05-15 21:23  

#16  Thank you, dear Ebbang Uluque6305.
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-05-15 21:15  

#15  I pray for a speedy recovery, fred. God bless!
Posted by: Ptah   2009-05-15 20:44  

#14  Grazie, Patrone....
Posted by: Mercutio   2009-05-15 13:57  

#13  Get well soon, Fred. While the Mod Squad is quite able for the task, nobody leaves snark like you!
Posted by: Old Patriot   2009-05-15 13:49  

#12  Get Well soon!
Posted by: 3dc   2009-05-15 13:42  

#11  Just be sure to eat lots of fiber with those pain killers...and get well soon. Those periwinkle inlines are gonna be alright.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2009-05-15 11:43  

#10  Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Fred.

we can make him better, faster, snarkier....
I don't think it's possible to make him snarkier. Fred's snark is the gold standard.
Posted by: Spot   2009-05-15 11:33  

#9  Demerol is good stuff. Ask for lots of it...
Posted by: tu3031   2009-05-15 10:07  

#8  There's a lot to be said for strong nurses and buxom painkillers, too. Good luck, Fred.
Posted by: Grunter   2009-05-15 08:28  

#7  Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Fred. Here's hoping for strong pain killers and buxom nurses, not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Jonathan   2009-05-15 07:40  

#6  Not that Fred will have this problem but you really find out who your friends are when you are bed-ridden and both arms are in plaster casts.

Just say'n. . . .

Speedy recovery Skipper.
Posted by: GORT   2009-05-15 07:34  

#5  We can rebuild him...we can make him better, faster, snarkier....


Seriously, get well soon.
Posted by: Mike   2009-05-15 06:38  

#4  Will be wishing for a quick, pain free recovery for ya, Fred.....and maybe a little bit of eye candy in the nurse's station, too....
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-05-15 06:05  

#3  Not to worry, Fred will be as good as new.

Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2009-05-15 06:02  

#2  Thanks for the warning, Seafarious! (That's one of the best pictures Fred ever recovered from..:)
Posted by: Muggsy Glink   2009-05-15 01:31  

#1  speedy recovery Fred.
Posted by: abu do you love    2009-05-15 01:19  

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