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President Ten Percent doubts Bin Laden is alive |
2009-04-28 |
![]() I was of that opinion for awhile, too, until he started producing the occasional audio tape. Since he hasn't produced any vids, I'm guessing he's altered his appearance: ditched the turban, shaved the beard, now wears an ascot, a pith helmet, and a pince nez and answers to "Chauncy." Since he doesn't look like an Islamic Mastermind™, he travels openly, using his UAE passport in the name of "Abullah Aziz" in the company of fashionably but conservatively dressed Yemeni women. The only time he's really in the Pak-Afghan border area is when he's in his Secret Headquarters™ outside Chitral, meeting with Evil Minions™ and the occasional myrmidon. ![]() It doesn't imply death. I could disappear not quite as easily tomorrow. "Not quite" because he's got a larger bank account. The elusive Saudi-born Al-Qaeda leader was last seen alive in 2003. He is known to suffer from ill-health. If he is still alive, he turned 52 on 10 March. I've heard that his kidney disease is a red herring, that actually he's perfectly healthy, though the last video tape he did, in 2001 or maybe early 2002, he looked prematurely gray and pretty peaked. But then, he'd just been kicked out of his Impregnable Fastness™ at Tora Bora. Bin Laden is believed to be hiding in the rugged border area between Afghanistan and Pakistan's lawless tribal areas. The US government in 2007 offered a 50 million dollar reward for his arrest. |
Posted by:Fred |
#4 Nah - along the lines of D.B. Cooper. Seriously - the only way we'll know is if somebody in Al Qaeda sez so. |
Posted by: Pappy 2009-04-28 21:16 |
#3 Ummm, along the lines of "Che Lives"? |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2009-04-28 18:13 |
#2 Bin Laden will live forever. He cannot die because A bit more accurate, methinks. |
Posted by: Pappy 2009-04-28 17:25 |
#1 Bin Laden will live forever. He cannot die because he is money in the bank for American intelligence agencies. |
Posted by: balthazar 2009-04-28 12:16 |