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| Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter |
| 2009-03-13 |
| LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. I know I'll never look at a reciprocating saw the same way again. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported. Yes, you read that correctly.. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office. The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries. Oooooh, that's gonna leave a mark! Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said. |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #14 Procreating stupid people is what led to this story. To he!! with the global currency, world government, bi-partisan liberal BS... Let's just readopt natural selection and let god sort 'em out... Just a thought: Who was the bigger idiot? Him or her? Let's see...this is MD. Wanna bet they both work for the government??? |
| Posted by: logi_cal 2009-03-13 23:28 |
| #13 Some people are too stupid to procreate. On the down side, when the lawyers get through with this, all power tools will have a label saying "Not to be used as a sex toy." |
| Posted by: ed 2009-03-13 22:09 |
| #12 Some people just are too stupid to live. Luckily, this woman was rescued before she died, but a cut into one of the femoral arteries would have been REALLY bad... |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2009-03-13 20:21 |
| #11 She must have gotten confused between watching DIY and Dr. Ruth. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2009-03-13 19:29 |
| #10 Sorry kid, you can't own or operate the hardware because the new warning label is restricted to 18 years or older. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2009-03-13 18:41 |
| #9 Binford tools better have a good legal section. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2009-03-13 17:55 |
| #8 Couldn't wait??? |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2009-03-13 17:55 |
| #7 Better planning would have allowed the epoxy to harden.... |
| Posted by: Uncle Phester 2009-03-13 17:22 |
| #6 Might be this, might be NSFW |
| Posted by: Don Vito Anginegum8261 2009-03-13 17:03 |
| #5 i think they forgot too take the wood or metal cutting blade off |
| Posted by: rabid whitetail 2009-03-13 12:19 |
| #4 Next time try a belt sander.. |
| Posted by: Beavis 2009-03-13 12:05 |
| #3 Maybe The Learning Channel. |
| Posted by: Fred 2009-03-13 12:02 |
| #2 So...will one this be on Cops? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2009-03-13 10:41 |
| #1 "More power, more power" - Tim Taylor, Tool Time. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2009-03-13 10:00 |