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| Assud the Bunny Killed; On Deathbed, Calls for Liberation of Tel Aviv and Haifa |
| 2009-02-05 |
| Get out your hankies, folks... Assud, to program hostess Saraa: "The Zionist enemy is treacherous, and it kills everything, but I never thought it would kill the children of Palestine, and that it would bomb the Al-Aqsa TV station. As you know, Saraa, Al-Aqsa TV has a special section for children. Children always go there to play and have fun. They come to me and you to listen to beautiful stories for their benefit." The ones about Jooo killing. And the other ones about...Joo killing. "But Saraa, I went to Al-Aqsa TV when they said it would be bombed. I couldn't believe it would really be bombed. I went there, and I collected the gifts, books, magazines, and stories, which belong to the children of Palestine, the Pioneers of Tomorrow, so I could remove them before the station was bombed. But Saraa, when I went in - I don't know what happened. All I know is that they brought me here, to Shifa' Hospital, and left me here, Saraa. Praise be to Allah." [...] My Pioneers of Tomorrow Decoder Ring says...D...U...C...K. Duck? But I'm a rabb... "Saraa, my will is that you tell our beloved children never to forget Jerusalem, Saraa. You must pass this legacy on to our beloved children. They must never forget Jerusalem, Al-Aqsa, the prisoners, or the refugees." Don't kill the job, Saraa! DON'T KILL THE JOB! "Remind them, Saraa, that we have a land to which we must return, by means of the steadfastness of the resistance and the mujahideen, by means of the steadfastness of knowledge and the fear of God. Tell them that Assud died as a hero, as a martyr. Tell them that Assud died a martyr's death, Saraa."[...] They killed Assud! Those bastids!! "We should teach our children that we have a land to which we must return: Jaffa, Acre, Haifa, and Tel Aviv. We will return to all these cities, Allah willing. Saraa, I implore you... I entrust you with the legacy of protecting Jerusalem, the Al-Aqsa Mosque, and the blessed land of Palestine. Listen to me, Saraa: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and the Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah." ROSEBUD...thump Assud dies. |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #5 Did the Israelis use a spear and magic helmet? |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2009-02-05 20:00 |
| #4 CF, that's too.....Schwarzeneggerish. (Anyway, I was gonna sign the card H. Chavez, Caracas, Venezuela) |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-02-05 16:22 |
| #3 Why not go for a good ole 'Hasta la vista |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2009-02-05 15:13 |
| #2 This has affected me deeply. Words cannot describe the despair I felt upon reading his last instructions to Saraa. How heartbreaking. I feel the need to send flowers to his memorial. Do you think the florist in Gaza can properly spell "Adios, chingado!" correctly on the sash? Or would "Besa mi pinche culo" be more appropriate? |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-02-05 14:29 |
| #1 Gaza TV goes through these psychopathic animal characters faster than the IDF goes through Hamas honchos. |
| Posted by: ed 2009-02-05 14:28 |