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Have Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Already Broken the Celebrity Pledge of Servitude to President
2009-01-30
Posted by:tipper

#7  the sounds of hammers must be ironic for this guy who is about as dumb as a box of them.
Posted by: Herman Flineck aka Broadhead6   2009-01-30 19:45  

#6  Update: Apologetic Ashton Kutcher Pledges to Be ‘More Tolerant of My NeighborÂ’s HammeringÂ’

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=269243

I'll tell ya, I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for this.
I do have one question for Ashton though. Do you have to be semi-literate or completely illiterate to be a celebrity? Because, with you, it's hard to tell...
Posted by: tu3031   2009-01-30 16:33  

#5  Not the Sacred Bond of Obamacles!
Posted by: mojo   2009-01-30 14:47  

#4  "Who gives a shit?

Fixed that for ya', Darth.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-01-30 13:44  

#3  Yeah, tough life, kid.
If it was me, I'd just roll over and bang my movie star wife...
Posted by: tu3031   2009-01-30 10:56  

#2  Who?
Posted by: DarthVader   2009-01-30 10:38  

#1  Heres how it could have gone down:
D: um, hon, you know those millions of dollars you have in the bank?
A: Yea, hon.
D: Well, could you please take 4 of those dollars out to have our assistant buy us some earplugs today?
A: Yes, babe.
Posted by: havenoodle55   2009-01-30 08:00  

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