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2009-01-30 |
Posted by:tipper |
#7 the sounds of hammers must be ironic for this guy who is about as dumb as a box of them. |
Posted by: Herman Flineck aka Broadhead6 2009-01-30 19:45 |
#6 Update: Apologetic Ashton Kutcher Pledges to Be ‘More Tolerant of My Neighbor’s Hammering’ http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=269243 I'll tell ya, I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for this. I do have one question for Ashton though. Do you have to be semi-literate or completely illiterate to be a celebrity? Because, with you, it's hard to tell... |
Posted by: tu3031 2009-01-30 16:33 |
#5 Not the Sacred Bond of Obamacles! |
Posted by: mojo 2009-01-30 14:47 |
#4 "Who gives a shit? Fixed that for ya', Darth. |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2009-01-30 13:44 |
#3 Yeah, tough life, kid. If it was me, I'd just roll over and bang my movie star wife... |
Posted by: tu3031 2009-01-30 10:56 |
#2 Who? |
Posted by: DarthVader 2009-01-30 10:38 |
#1 Heres how it could have gone down: D: um, hon, you know those millions of dollars you have in the bank? A: Yea, hon. D: Well, could you please take 4 of those dollars out to have our assistant buy us some earplugs today? A: Yes, babe. |
Posted by: havenoodle55 2009-01-30 08:00 |