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34 Year Old Hoax Unmasked - Cellists Breath Sigh Of Relief
2009-01-28
"Cello scrotum," a nasty ailment allegedly suffered by musicians, does not exist and the condition was just a hoax, a senior doctor has admitted.

Back in 1974, in a letter to the British Medical Journal, Elaine Murphy reported that cellists suffered from the painful complaint caused by their instrument repeatedly rubbing against their body. The claim had been inspired by reports in the BMJ about the alleged condition guitar nipple, caused by irritation when the guitar was pressed against the chest.

But Murphy, now a Baroness and a former Professor of Psychiatry of Old Age at Guy's Hospital in London, has admitted her supposed medical complaint was a spoof. "Perhaps after 34 years it's time for us to confess we invented cello scrotum," she wrote with her husband John, who had signed the original letter, which was published in the BMJ on Wednesday.

"Anyone who has ever watched a cello being played would realise the physical impossibility of our claim."

Murphy, who said the couple had been "dining out" on their story ever since they made it up, said they had decided to reveal the hoax after it was referred to in a recent BMJ article on health problems associated with making music.

She also said she suspected "guitar nipple" had been a joke.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#6  I've always enjoyed roses on my piano but I prefer tulips on my organ.

/shecky
Posted by: JDB   2009-01-28 18:49  

#5  What about the curse of "flute lip"?...
Posted by: mojo   2009-01-28 14:25  

#4  Not the Lancet?!
Posted by: Bulldog   2009-01-28 13:35  

#3  Yo, Yo Yo, you yo-yo, you.
Posted by: Grunter   2009-01-28 12:59  

#2  So why do my balls still hurt?
Posted by: Yo Yo Ma   2009-01-28 11:48  

#1  Reminds me of the old joke about the lady in church who was asked if she wanted to invoke any special prayer and she rose and told about how her husband had fallen and injured his scrotum and how it took some many serious operations to repair it, blah, blah, blah. Then a man rose and asked if he could also speak to the church goers and was given permission. He said that he was the lady's husband and just wanted to tell her for the last time that "its called a sternum, not a scrotum".

Posted by: Jack is Back!   2009-01-28 10:12  

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