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Mother, 34, posed as her 15-year-old daughter to try out for high school cheerleading squad |
2009-01-14 |
![]() Wendy Brown turned up at Ashwaubenon High School in Wisconsin, U.S., for a day of classes - and was given her own cheerleading locker and even attended a pool party with other students. Her day of fun was only discovered after truancy officers wondered where their new 'pupil' had gone. . . . Court documents revealed that Brown 'stated that she wanted to get her high school degree and be a cheerleader because she had no childhood and was trying to regain a part of her life she missed.' She attended school for one day last August after assuming the identity of her daughter while she was living with a relative out of state. Her teachers reported the ‘student’ for truancy and the mother’s elaborate ruse to re-live the life of a teenager was eventually uncovered when she was found in a police cell, where she’d been charged over a separate forgery conviction. . . . Lieutenant Jody Crocker, an Ashwaubenon Public Safety officer, said: 'Ms Brown's criminal history says she's been involved in fraud and deceptive practices across the country for most of her adult life. No kidding! |
Posted by:Mike |
#10 Click on the link, BP. I guess it's possible.... |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2009-01-14 20:36 |
#9 Have we no piccy of this 34 yr old possible MILF who seemingly can pass for 16? I'm sure I'm not the only person on here. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2009-01-14 19:47 |
#8 The Law and Order version will be on next week. |
Posted by: Eric Jablow 2009-01-14 19:19 |
#7 This has got THE VIEW + OXYGEN, etc, Chick flick written all over it. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2009-01-14 19:05 |
#6 ![]() |
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2009-01-14 18:01 |
#5 I would have tried it for a day myself at age 34, but I still had outstanding detentions and a lunch room tab. :( |
Posted by: Besoeker 2009-01-14 14:45 |
#4 The caesarian scar was a bit of a giveaway. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2009-01-14 13:14 |
#3 Tom Servo: So you went to school with a bunch of geeky losers, and now it's our cross to bear? Joel: Nobody calls the Ashwaubenon Jaguars a bunch of geeky losers! (What kind of geeky loser am I that I can do that from memory?) According to Agatha Christie, it's all in the knees. You can always tell a girl of sixteen from an old hag of 25 (much less 34) by examining her knees. |
Posted by: Angie Schultz 2009-01-14 12:57 |
#2 Note to self: Next time I try to pass as a teenybopper, don't use my ID to buy a keg for the football team. |
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-01-14 10:58 |
#1 the mother's elaborate ruse to re-live the life of a teenager was eventually uncovered when she was found in a police cell So much story in so few words. How long until the made-for-tv movie comes out? |
Posted by: SteveS 2009-01-14 10:34 |