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| Natalie Dylan's Virginity Now Worth $2.5 Million |
| 2009-01-13 |
| Natalie Dylan, a twenty two year old women's study student, is not the first woman to try to auction off her virginity for money. But Natalie Dylan, which is a pseudonym, appears to be the most successful so far in running up the bidding. The highest bid for a night of passion with Natalie Dylan has come to $2.5 million. At least ten thousand men have out in bids to relieve Natalie Dylan, a cute brunette, of her virginity. Natalie Dylan decided to auction her virginity off when she learned that her sister had worked for three weeks as a prostitute in order to pay for college. When she started the bidding about three or so months ago, Natalie Dylan had hoped that she would get a bid of a million dollars. That she now has the bidding up to two and a half times that number seems incredible. The winning bidder will get to enjoy Natalie Dylan's favors at the famous Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada, where prostitution is legal. She has undergone a polygraph test and is willing to undergo a medical exam to prove her sexual status to the satisfaction of the winning bidder. Now the question arises when seeing this story again, what kind of guy is going to shell out two and a half million dollars for a one night stand with someone who is not, after all, experienced? To be sure some of the bidders, according to Natalie Dylan, are men with questionable morals and taste, even by the standards of men who would bid on such an auction. But others seem to be polite businessmen who want to show Natalie Dylan a good time. A night with a high class call girl, we are informed, might cost a few thousand dollars and might include the kind of kinks that Natalie Dylan is unwilling to participate in. So it is a mystery how Natalie Dylan's virginity is suddenly worth two and a half million dollars. Remember, the price is one night, not to keep Natalie Dylan for any length of time after that. |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #11 The Mustang Ranch fell under IRS control, then eventually ended up closing. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2009-01-13 23:41 |
| #10 I gots me a 50 billyun dolluh brand spankin new Zimbob paper bill that sez she's mahn!!!!!! |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul in Haines, AK 2009-01-13 23:11 |
| #9 Maybe Bunny Ranch was (hop, hop) but Chicken Ranch wuzn't (peck, peck). |
| Posted by: Spike Uniter 2009-01-13 22:54 |
| #8 Wasn't this on Cable's REAL SEX a few years ago, i.e. a University research student whom was doing a formal study on women sex workers/incomes?, and decided afterwards to make good use of her new post-graduation Degree(s) by working as a regular sex employee at the Bunny Ranch. IIRC she claimed she had indeed been making 00,000's per annum - Milyuhns and Zilyuhns and Tilyuhns - at "the Ranch"??? * OTOH, METHOUGHT THE BUNNY RANCH WAS SUPPOS TO HAD BEEN PERMANENTLY CLOSED A LONG WHILE BACK. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2009-01-13 22:32 |
| #7 I'm betting on shenanigans. Natalie is angling for a thesis topic or a book deal. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2009-01-13 21:36 |
| #6 It doesn't take much to translate this story into urdu or arabic. |
| Posted by: Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division 2009-01-13 19:41 |
| #5 Hey, Red Dog! I put you in for $2.6M! |
| Posted by: gorb 2009-01-13 18:58 |
| #4 ...so is her virginity. |
| Posted by: Poison Reverse 2009-01-13 17:38 |
| #3 Let's make a bet: her offer is phony, and so are the biddings. |
| Posted by: European Conservative 2009-01-13 16:37 |
| #2 You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely But you know you only used to get juiced in it And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it You said you'd never compromise With the mystery tramp, but now you realize He's not selling any alibis As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes And ask him do you want to make a deal? |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2009-01-13 16:31 |
| #1 "Women's study student"...that says it all |
| Posted by: borgboy 2009-01-13 16:18 |