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| UK Man---Gaza tunnel wannabe---dies in garbage tunnel at his home after getting lost |
| 2009-01-07 |
| YJCMTSU! A man whose home was so full of rubbish that he had to build an intricate network of tunnels to get around may have died after losing his way in the labyrinth. Investigators believe Gordon Stewart, 74, died as a result of dehydration, after becoming unable to find his way out of the mass of carrier bags, boxes, old furniture and other junk. Police had to call in a specialist diving team because the smell from the house, Broughton, Buckinghamshire, was so overpowering. Neighbours had become concerned that they had not seen Mr Stewart for several days and raised the alarm. According to witnesses, the officers were faced with mounds of foul-smelling garbage which he had used to construct tunnels around his home. The smell was so over-powering police had to call in a specialist team - equipped with breathing apparatus - to search the two-storey house. They discovered a confusing system of tunnels networking around the interior of the building, with Mr Stewart lying dead inside. Locals say Mr Stewart, who wore a pony-tail, was often spotted riding his bike around the streets. When he was not tunneling. One neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: "He was slightly eccentric, but very clever. He was just a collector. He came home with a load of cardboard boxes and lived in his own world." A second described his death as a "tragedy". Tragedy, stupidity, and other adjectives come to mind. Neighbours said Mr Stewart's home had been accumulating rubbish for at least 10 years. A car dating back to the 1950s stands in the garage believed to have been left untouched for years as garbage built up around it. A spokesman from Thames Valley Police, said: "Police were called on Friday at 12.26pm by a member of public who was concerned for welfare of a resident on Narbeth Drive. Police forced entry where they found a man's body. "There are no suspicious circumstances." No question about it. The old codger got lost in his tunnel world and died. Police also confirmed that officers had to call on the help of the Thames Valley Police Specialist Search and Recovery team to find the body. The team specialises in diving rescue operations, but is equally well equipped and trained in recovering bodies during land searches. With the use of protective equipment, breathing apparatus, gas detectors, analysers and remote cameras, SSRT officers can enter and search confined and contaminated spaces, where the atmosphere may be noxious or poisonous, with out putting their own safety at risk. Thank you for the lecture on confined space entry. It is believed Mr Stewart lived alone and has no next of kin. A post mortem examination is due to be carried out at a later date." Call Dr. G., Medical Examiner. And bring the cool skull saw. She will get to the bottom of this. |
| Posted by:Alaska Paul |
| #7 Laugh all you want, sometimes I wonder if a family member of mine is going to end up like this. Wish I knew what kind of crazy makes someone do this kind of thing, and what kind of treatment (if any) can fight it. |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-01-07 22:30 |
| #6 Almon Brothers? You mean the Allman Brothers? Are you sure you're a fan of classic rock? Jeez sounds like a Chinese man trying to fit in. |
| Posted by: gromky 2009-01-07 21:10 |
| #5 It's Tanqueray. Try Hendricks Gin with cucumber instead. Yum. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2009-01-07 19:31 |
| #4 DOH! Must be the Tangeuray. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2009-01-07 19:19 |
| #3 Lynyrd Skynyrd, Deacon. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2009-01-07 19:14 |
| #2 "OO,oo that Smell. Can't ya smell that Smell? The Smell of Death's around you". The Almon Brothers. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2009-01-07 19:10 |
| #1 Police had to call in a specialist diving team because the smell from the house, Broughton, Buckinghamshire, was so overpowering. Yeah...it's always "the smell"... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2009-01-07 19:07 |