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| That ain't no hot dog, honey |
| 2008-12-29 |
| Talk about "being in the moment"... DELTONA -- A 27-year-old woman was charged with battery for biting her husband's penis, a Volusia County Sheriff's report shows. Woah, there, honey! No teeth, okay? After a night of drinking, Charris Bowers and her husband arrived at their Deltona home late Saturday and began having oral sex, the report says. Ah, Ye Olde Night of Drinking... But moments later as Bowers and her spouse, Delou, engaged in the act, she began biting down hard enough that Delou Bowers asked her to stop, the report says. When she refused, Delou Bowers started punching Charris Bowers in the head and face until she finally let go, the report says. I usually like it when you get into it, honey, but...OUCH! That wasn't enough, according to the report. Charris Bowers then attempted to punch her husband and he shoved her to the ground and left the room. Awwww, honey. Don't go away mad... Charris Bowers told deputies that she bit her husband because she did not want to have sex. But after the deputy saw Delou Bowers' injuries, he concluded charges were warranted. Woah! Muldoon look at this! Damn. That vacumn cleaner had teeth, sarge... Charris Bowers was taken to the Volusia County Branch Jail Sunday morning and released a few hours later on her own recognizance after making her first appearance in court, jail officials said today. So, maam, got any place you can go? I will have once this story gets out... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #8 "I won't come in your mouth, honey, I promise..." |
| Posted by: gromky 2008-12-29 22:50 |
| #7 Mugshot at the link. Judging by the looks, I'd assume Charris had "skills". At least I hope so, for Delou's sake.... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-12-29 20:48 |
| #6 Perhaps if you enticed wifey with a matching set of bun warmers. |
| Posted by: ed 2008-12-29 20:42 |
| #5 GolfBravo, I'm trying to decide if the damage to my marriage from having a pair of those hot dog cooking thingies would be offset sufficiently by their coolness factor. |
| Posted by: Jonathan 2008-12-29 19:15 |
| #4 Mugshot |
| Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-12-29 18:53 |
| #3 Bar-B-Q accessories |
| Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-12-29 18:47 |
| #2 I can't wait for the mug shot on Smoking Gun |
| Posted by: regular joe 2008-12-29 16:37 |
| #1 Volusia County...first they were famous for the butterfly ballot and the hanging chad...and now this. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2008-12-29 15:42 |
