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-Short Attention Span Theater- |
"Dam you, you beavers! Dam you!" |
2008-12-10 |
GREEN campaigners called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve – only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers. Environmentalists found 20 neatly stacked tree trunks and others marked with notches for felling at a beauty-spot in Subkowy, northern Poland. But when officers followed a trail left by a tree which had been dragged away, they found a beaver dam right across the river, as reported by the Austrian Times. A police spokesman said: "The campaigners are feeling pretty stupid. There's nothing more natural than a beaver." |
Posted by:Mike |
#7 All that is missing now is a gratuitous beaver shot. |
Posted by: Spike Uniter 2008-12-10 23:22 |
#6 dam straight there's nothing more natural than a beaver, just ask Ward and June. |
Posted by: Hupeper aka Broadhead6 2008-12-10 21:33 |
#5 "once they start shaving, the poles just keep popping up" |
Posted by: Frank G 2008-12-10 19:32 |
#4 "The campaigners are feeling pretty stupid. There's nothing more natural than a beaver." Once you get past 'stupid' you've got it licked! |
Posted by: Besoeker 2008-12-10 18:49 |
#3 Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the forest. Do not concentrate on the trees or you will miss all that natural glory. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-12-10 18:44 |
#2 "The campaigners are There - fixed. |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-12-10 18:35 |
#1 There's nothing more natural than a beaver Mmmm, beaver....Ima thinkin' I better stop here. |
Posted by: SteveS 2008-12-10 18:04 |