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| So five Muslims jump in a ham truck... |
| 2008-11-26 |
| Oh-oh. Mo will be...unpleased. Five Iraqi Muslims whose religion forbids them from contact with pork were caught trying to sneak illegally into Britain - in a lorryload of ham. Ha! They'll never look in here! Heeheehee heeheehee... UK Border Agency officers searched the truck and found the gang hiding inside among tons of the meat. The Polish-registered lorry, bound for Haverhill in Suffolk, was stopped at the French port of Calais. The five were detained and handed to the French immigration authorities. Hey, Mahmoud. Ya smells like...filthy infidel ham! The attempt, last Wednesday, was all the more bizarre because Muslims are banned from eating or touching ham. Well..maybe they didn't know? A UK Border Agency spokeswoman said: "We use heartbeat and breath detectors, sniffer dogs and visual searches to find illegal immigrants. A million lorries were searched last year" Tell em to come out. Or we're sending in the mustard. |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #3 Mahmoud, is that a salami in your pocket? Or have you been hiding in a polish meat lorry? |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-11-26 20:42 |
| #2 Gorb - Most religions can, but this is deep into the art of black humor. |
| Posted by: Jeremiah Thaise1218 2008-11-26 15:17 |
| #1 Proving once again that this religion can justify anything it wants to. |
| Posted by: gorb 2008-11-26 13:30 |