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Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack |
2008-11-25 |
![]() A Martin County Sheriff's Office report notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers." The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15. |
Posted by:Fred |
#5 Smack that little f*cker up side the head and get on with the lesson. |
Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-11-25 14:43 |
#4 probably have too call police on students now that the schools can't do anything with the kids these days without fear of a lawsuit |
Posted by: rabid whitetail 2008-11-25 13:08 |
#3 Hey teacher - you don't have kids arrested for farting. Okay? Take control of the classroom and quit being such a wuss. By calling in the police for something so petty, not to mention human, you've completely lost the respect of the rest of the students. Who else needs to grow up here? |
Posted by: toughen up 2008-11-25 11:40 |
#2 Nothing some time in the midnight baseball strikeless league and a hug won't fix. Jeez, the clinton redux isn't even in office yet and we got kids getting arrested in Florida. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-11-25 11:12 |
#1 he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers." Wow! I can understand annoying everyone with the foul odor, but if he is capable of disrupting computers with a strong fart, he's discovered a new military weapon. I wonder what Momma is feeding the dear child ? |
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2700 2008-11-25 10:07 |